And so begins "Ink Blob's Adventure".

"It's okay, Blob Of Ink, but one thing: I'll keep on reading the tags... FOREVER."

Milk:*he spills milk* ACK-

*The ink blob stops moving. It reforms into the word 'sorry'.*

Milk:It's okay, I mostly murder humans.

(For future reference, any time Ink Blob 'says' something that's just the words it's forming into.)

Ink Blob: "...that's weird, dude. But then again, you're a milk carton, so..."

Milk:What? One of my main goals in life is to destroy the human race. They don't like me and they smell weird.

so wait- a milk carton is going to make a species go extinct?

the heck-

didnt humans make u anyways

They didn't, he just decided to exist

lol idrew on my oc now it looks u g l y

Ink Blob: "You smell weird. You smell like spoiled milk."

Milk:Hey, I refill my milk every once in a while.

Ink Blob: "Still smells spoiled."

Milk: *breaking down in milk tears* wEll iM doINg mY bESt

Ink Blob: "Murdering humans isn't doing your best."

Milk:Why not? I don't like them, Earth would be better without them.

Cyber-Milk: "What do you want?"

Milk:To murder you. I'm better than you.

Cyber Milk: "Oh please. What is your kill count?"

Milk: 794.

Cyber-Milk: "2,952 and counting."

Milk:Well I'm still better than you.

Cyber-Milk: "The only way in which you are better than me is that you are better at losing."

Milk:Punch me, right now.

*Cyber-Milk steps backwards and holds out its fist. It flies off and rocket-punches Milk.*

Milk:*he catches it with one hand as he glitches, turning into that* WEAK.

Ink Blob: "Four."

Milk:I'm the only sentient milk carton, and if there are any more I'll murder them.

Ink Blob: "One of them has robot arms and laser guns."

Milk:Where are they? I'll murder them.

Ink Blob: "Last I heard, Nigeria."

Milk:*he walks to Nigeria* Imma fight this bish

*After somehow managing to walk from Washington, D.C. to Nigeria, you come across a massive field of corpses.*

Milk:YOU

*Another sentient milk carton lands in front of Milk. It stares.*

Cyber-Milk: "Me."

Milk:Yes.

Ink Blob: "Humans are a necessary evil to maintain the balance of life on Earth."

Milk: Why? What would happen without them?

Ink Blob: "Without humans the apex predators would take over."

Milk:I am an apex predator.

Ink Blob: "You're a milk carton, not an apex predator."

Milk: I have murdered hundreds.

Ink Blob: "Not that impressive."

Milk:How about for a milk carton?

Ink Blob: "Meh."

Milk:How many milk cartons have you seem murdering people?

Ollie: Wut?"

Ink Blob: "Okay. Thanks for helping, by the way."

Ollie: "Mhm Kay we're here"

Ink Blob: "Thank you."

*Ink Blob slides under a gate and enters the premises of the Hoover Building.*

*About five minutes later, alarms start going off. Ink Blob runs out of the building.*

Ink Blob: "RUN!!!"

Ollie "why"

Ink Blob: "The FBI is going to come storming out of here and they're going to shoot you if you're near here."

Ollie: "Nice!"

Ink Blob: "You should run."

Ollie: "Why? I always wanted to die!"

Ink Blob: "B-but you seem nice... and I don't want you to die..."

Ollie: *giggles* "Most of the things I do is to go to heaven with my mother and brother"

Ink Blob: "...b-but... are you sure you wanna die? D-don't you wanna live first?"

Ollie: "Yup I wanna die"

Ink Blob: "...oh..."

Ollie: *waits for them to come*

*Ink Blob stares at Ollie, then slides under her feet, turns into a skateboard, and rolls her away.*

Ollie: *jumps off and walks back*

*Ink Blob stares at Ollie.*

Ink Blob: "*sigh*"

*Ink Blob ducks into an alley.*

Ollie: *waits*

*An FBI agent walks out of the building. He turns and immediately shoots Ollie.*

*Ink Blob appears in front of Ollie. It leaps into the air, absorbs the bullet, then leaps onto the guard and envelops him.*

Ollie: " OH COME ON MY LUCK IS SO BAD CAN'T I DIE?"

Ink Blob: "...if you're really so desperate to die... I can kill you."

Ollie: "Sure it's always like I'm brought back to life"

Ink Blob: "...hold still."

Ollie: *smiles*

*Ink Blob slowly begins to envelop Ollie.*

*The ink blob stops moving. It reforms into the word 'sorry'.*

Ollie: "It's oki!"

(For future reference, any time Ink Blob 'says' something that's just the words it's forming into.)

Ink Blob: "I'm lost."

Ollie:"Oh so where you wanna go?''

Ink Blob: "I need to go to the Hoover Building."

Ollie: "K follow me"

Ink Blob: "Okay."

Ollie: *walks to the hoover building*

*Ink Blob follows.*

Ink Blob: "I'm surprised you didn't question that I asked to go to the FBI headquarters."

Ollie: "Eh doesn't matter really"

Ollie: *stands still*

*Ink Blob continues to envelop Ollie.*

Ink Blob: "...I'm sorry..."

Ollie: *smies*

Ink Blob: "..."

*Ink Blob has now enveloped everything below Ollie's neck.*

Ollie: "Hurry please and kill my father for me "

Ink Blob: "...y-you want me to kill your father?"

Ollie: "Mhm!"

Ink Blob: "...okay... goodbye."

Ollie: "Bye bye!"

Ink Blob: "You seemed nice... I would have liked to get to know you better."

*Ink blob envelops Ollie's head, then dissolves her.*

Oli: "Ooo Did she finally die?"

Ink Blob: "...yes..."

Oli: "Yay!"

Ink Blob: "..."

Oli: ''wut?"

Oli ;"Wut? I'm her sis she always wanted to die"