SO IN THE GREAT ARMPIT WAR ME AND MY TEAM WERE PINNED DOWN WE COULDN'T GET OUT SO I SHOOK MY LITTLE STINKY ARMPITS AND THAT BEAT THE HOLE ARMY 10 YEAR LATER THE LEADER COMES BACK AND ASSAULTS ME AND WAS ARRESTED BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK BUT WHEN HE GOT SOBER HE SAID YOU ARMPITS DESTROYED MY ARMY GET ME AWAY FROM THIS MIDGET ALIEN