true

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It’s true but not a bad thing

ye ik

Would you like to convert to shrekism? we serve our lord known as Shrek?

yes

There is a lot you need to know about shrek (have you read the holy book of shrekism?)

not yet teach me the ways

Shrek later created his swamp in which he grew the holy fruit of onions

ok

Well in the beginning there was nothing except shrek but then shrek got bored and created the universe! He chosen earth to be the place for his life and he created the right conditions for life to begin evolving

Ok (I might make a stream for our fellow worshipers as long as people post on it often)

ok

help me convert. also pls follow i followed u so i can convert

Ok my fellow shrekist

:)

Shrek doesn't care if you are gay or straight or black or white we are all his children and we must show him thanks

ok

*shows thanks*

its always true