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16 ups, 4y,
7 replies
Actually, if she would've owo'd with the dolphin, the dolphin would've killed her.

The bottle-nosed dolphin's member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of e_________n (a male can c__ as far as 14 feet) which would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.














How do I know this?
I need serious help.
15 ups, 4y,
1 reply
TMI  | TOO MUCH INFORMATION | image tagged in tmi | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4 ups, 4y
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I have been cursed with the gift of knowledge
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2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Help.
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
It's rare for dolphins to mate with humans
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
You're telling me there's a chance
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
what the f**k?
0 ups, 4y
Bro it was a joke
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
The thing I mean is impossible
0 ups, 4y
My fimnhers are nukb
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
why tf do you know this-
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Help-
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
you has had too much experience with me-
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Hehe~
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
~
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
~
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
we're in public you know
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yes I'm aware
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
so why are you doing the things
0 ups, 4y
You started it
0 ups, 4y
technically you did, bcuz if u didnt mention dolphins nutting, this wouldn't have happened
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I know what you mean (especially the blanked out words), especially you're a f___y and we can't help with that. But it's cool to know at least one weird fact about a part of this world.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Yeah some words are too offensive to say normally, like w__b
0 ups, 4y
K___n
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
google is cursed with all human knowledge.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
It wasn't google...
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
ooooookey then pal i'm just going to take you to the goverment or just lock this door so you stay :)
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
forever
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I've seen things nobody should, help me-
0 ups, 4y
PIN HIM, HE'S ESCAPEING!
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Actually male dolphins yeet their p**is at the females, so she impregnates herself, then the male dolphin's p**is grows back
1 up, 4y
0 ups, 4y
8 ups, 4y,
4 replies
7 ups, 4y,
1 reply
1 up, 4y
This is true....
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Have some Unsee juice then
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Why thank you.
1 up, 4y
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
thanks
1 up, 4y
No problem
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Sorry m8, we have a unsee juice shortage.
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Damn....
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Thanks m8
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1 up, 4y,
3 replies
I have a big supply of it
0 ups, 4y
thats poggers
0 ups, 4y
That's great!
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
thank mate
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0 ups, 2mo
You ain’t welcome
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