; I'm hating Liberty Mutual insurance commercials. They're as bad as GEICO commercials. But GEICO has it beat with sheer volume of their back catalog, with the occasional funny. But they bombard you like Dresden, probably spending all their budget on advertising, but they only have like 15 different commercials so its the same shit on repeat repeat repeat repeat. Liberty Mutual is ear grating suicide inducing jingles from bastard hell LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY, LIBERTY. Like holy shit even GEICO has a catchphrase, and doesn't boast it's name like a pokemon from an irradiated Ellis Island. The putrid piss they have as color grrr THE WET TEDDY BEAR, OOOOO DONT GET ME STARTED ON GETCHYA WHET TIDDYBEERS! I have to mute the tv every time it comes on. why do they stay on that stupid pair! Oh course the statue of LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY, LIBERTY IS IN THE F**KING BACK. Then we have Phone Dweeb whose catchphrase is "CuM oN rIcE dO yOuR tHiNg." Then we have but the worst..... THE F**KING WORST IS LIMU EMU AND DOUG. SO BOLD IN HOW YOU CAN SEE THE EXECS SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF WITH EYES OF SOOT AND INE SPITS OUT BLOOD SAYING "Sir LIMU rhymes with Emu, that's our mascot, but we have to be quirky, so a Doug." Good idea bezzazlebubzie. "They customize your insurance so you only pay for what you need!" ITS ALL THEY F**KING SAY, NOTHING ELSE, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE BUT DARK HOLES AND RADIATION!!! AND NOW WITH THE PANDEMIC THEY HAVE THIS STUPID FACETIME SNAPCHAT FILTER COMMERCIAL!!! IT IS AS IRRITATING AS ALL ELSE!!! OH HES CORN HES A CAT! meowr. ☹️🔫💀 Cringe. Then he's an emu. nO bUdDy ItS jUsT a FiLtEr.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I'm hating Liberty Mutual insurance commercials. They're as bad as GEICO commercials. But GEICO has it beat with sheer volume of their back catalog, with the occasional funny. But they bombard you like Dresden, probably spending all their budget on advertising, but they only have like 15 different commercials so its the same shit on repeat repeat repeat repeat. Liberty Mutual is ear grating suicide inducing jingles from bastard hell LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY, LIBERTY. Like holy shit even GEICO has a catchphrase, and doesn't boast it's name like a pokemon from an irradiated Ellis Island. The putrid piss they have as color grrr THE WET TEDDY BEAR, OOOOO DONT GET ME STARTED ON GETCHYA WHET TIDDYBEERS! I have to mute the tv every time it comes on. why do they stay on that stupid pair! Oh course the statue of LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY, LIBERTY IS IN THE F**KING BACK. Then we have Phone Dweeb whose catchphrase is "CuM oN rIcE dO yOuR tHiNg." Then we have but the worst..... THE F**KING WORST IS LIMU EMU AND DOUG. SO BOLD IN HOW YOU CAN SEE THE EXECS SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF WITH EYES OF SOOT AND INE SPITS OUT BLOOD SAYING "Sir LIMU rhymes with Emu, that's our mascot, but we have to be quirky, so a Doug." Good idea bezzazlebubzie. "They customize your insurance so you only pay for what you need!" ITS ALL THEY F**KING SAY, NOTHING ELSE, BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE BUT DARK HOLES AND RADIATION!!! AND NOW WITH THE PANDEMIC THEY HAVE THIS STUPID FACETIME SNAPCHAT FILTER COMMERCIAL!!! IT IS AS IRRITATING AS ALL ELSE!!! OH HES CORN HES A CAT! meowr. ☹️🔫💀 Cringe. Then he's an emu. nO bUdDy ItS jUsT a FiLtEr.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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