The SCP foundation throws you into her cell, saying that you’re her next meal. When you enter, you see that she’s asleep.

Tom: ...

*she wakes up*
???: They expect me to eat you, don’t they?

Tom: Well, they said that they will eat me.

Todd: *casually barges into an rp*

Mr drain: oh not again

*she begins to make snarling sounds in her sleep*

Mr. drain: *backs into corner* no...

*black tears ooze out onto the floor, and she starts to make noises that sound like crying*

Mr. drain: NO NO NO

*she wakes up, looks around, and wipes her tears*
???: I’m so sorry if that frightened you.

Mr. drain: oh... thank god. your friendly

???: I can try to help you escape.

Mr.drain: that would be nice. how tho

???: I’m not sure. This containment cell is pretty secure, since I’m Elucid class.

Mr. drain: so your not going to eat me?

???: No. For some reason, the guards think that if they throw someone in here, I’ll just eat them.

Mr. drain: oh...so what happened to all those D class that enter your cell?

???: The guards threw in a few other scps in here, and instead of me eating them, they ate the D class.

Mr. drain: oh. well what now

Memes and Milk:They won't eat me. Cardboard is very hard to eat.

*the SCP wakes up*
???: Are you... a sentient milk carton?

Memes and Milk: Indeed.

???: Well... I don’t want to eat you... I don’t like to eat anything that has a conscience.

Memes and Milk: My conscience tells me to murder people.

*she backs away nervously*
???: Please don’t hurt me.

Memes and Milk:Nah, I only wanna murder humans. I don't like them.

???: .....

*she wakes up*
???: Oh... are you my meal?

???: no?

???: just don’t kill me

Rose: *boop boop* "I'm your next meal"

???: Oh... those guard idiots still haven’t realized I don’t like to eat sentient beings?

Rose: "Aw man!"

???: Did you... want me to eat you?

Rose: "Yup! Kill me already I've been stuck here for a while now"

???: I’m really sorry... this’ll hurt.
*she goes into battle form (image)*

Rose: "Yay!"

*her voice has a demonic tone*
???: I’m so sorry...
*she plugs her tail into Rose*

Rose:"What now?"

???: You’ll begin to hallucinate. It’s usually something like seeing the world burn. It’ll give you a hopeless feeling. Then, you’ll feel a very intense electric shock. Next, you’ll mutate. That varies usually, so I can’t tell you what it’ll be like. Finally, you’ll die.

Rose: "Cool"

*she looks at Rose curiously*
???: I’ve never met a being that wanted to die.

Rose: "Cool"

summer:"well eat my ass"

*she continues to sleep*

summer:"hmmmm"

*she begins to make snarling sounds in her sleep*

(Carlos} NOT IF YOU GET EATEN FIRST
(Carlos takes out a meat cleaver}

*she wakes up*
???: Ah! No, stop, you have the wrong idea!

(Carlos}ohok

*she looks at him curiously*
???: One minute he’s ready to kill me... and the next he’s chill...

(Keith} Hm. Well this is a predicament
(Carlos} Wait a sec
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES HER!
HAH
TOLD YOU IT WASNT MY SCHIZOpHRENIA AGAIN

???: Yes, of course you can see me. I’m SCP Unnumbered. The scientist people haven’t numbered me yet...

(Carlos} Me neither
So is this termination testing or something

???: I was supposed to eat you. I don’t like eating anything that can talk to me-

(Carlos} Ill eat anything
Even myself
(Carlos peels some of hi skin off and eats it}

*She backs away*
???: That’s... interesting.