What are you doing

Memes and Milk: Nice, I found the kinky dungeon.

Deman: whooo are youuuu

Memes and Milk: Memes and Milk, I bet you can see I'm a total chick magnet.

Deman: no your a child magnet

Memes and Milk: I murder children.

Deman: I think we might just get along

Memes and Milk: Yeah.

Deman: also what are you

Memes and Milk: I'm a milk carton.

Deman: you look like a fool

Memes and Milk:I can be human sized if you'd like.

Deman: no your good

Memes and Milk:Oh, alright.

dude i fricking eat children XD, thats why i love parties. the music hides the screams.

Memes and Milk: Can I have a look around the place?

"yes"

??? leads you too a dark basement, with chains hanging from the celling. "KILL THAT HERETIC" is written on the wall, and a noice gaming setup sits in the back corrner.

???: well, this is where it all happens. my heretic slaying career as a crusader

Memes and Milk: Where's the kinky dungeon?

???: lee basement

Memes and Milk: Show me.

Hello there

Deman: hello mortal

???: are you the one who lives here?

Deman: yes for thousand of years I loved here

???: I see, why would it be ok if i explored your home?

Deman: sure ( meme chat?)

(ok)

hi

*accidentally goes here by being launched from a portal* hahahah that was fun guys!....guys?

* staring at you * hello

Hey and where am I?

You are at the castle of deman

Well your kinda something that's all I can say

Are you saying an hot

Y-yes-no-Yes?!

* picks you up *

Hey p-put Me down!

* looks at you * mmmm

H-hey why are you looking at me that w-way!

( meme chat?)

Solas: *teleported* GODDANGIT I HATE TELEPORT TRAPS *notices you* u-u-u-hh... *his face becomes red*

* smiles and comes closer deman: “ hello there “

Solas: *flustered* errrr

Deman: who are you

Solas: s-s-s-solas
(he doesn't usually act like this, he's just close to a very......hot woman)

Deman: * picks you up * mmmmm

Solas: *nosebleed*

“ you ok”

Solas: no

-i burst in the room with hot pockets HOT POCKETS ARE READY- -smashes the hot pocket into demans face-

Solas: Can i have some hot pockets? *notices what you did* Oh. Thanks

-smashes the hot pockets onto their face-

Solas: Ouch
*Swigs a healing potion*

-sneaks a hot pocket into the potion and they dont notice-

(it's quite a small potion, a hot pocket can't fit)
Solas: R u ok newcomers?