*all of the corrupted people are stuck in a room because of Fakie*
Fakie: ok I just finished the book on Novalis quitting what he does, and it’s called “Novalis Learns That his old job is dumb and turns to the dark side, aka the really cool people side”
Novalis, who’s stuck in a cage: the better title is that 6 assholes torment someone who’s trying to prevent the destruction of Melonren
Fakie: OH MY GOD SHUT UP-
Wave: I completely agree with that title
Akira: okay so.... can I kill myself just so I don’t have to be here anymore because of..... her *points to Blaze*
Blaze: you are really doing this again, wow, you are extremely lucky I haven’t eaten you yet today
Solar: I’ve been here for one week and it consists of those two arguing nonstop, Fakie being stupid, and K.S trying to f**k Wave
Fakie: QUIET EVERYONE, I have new information on the-
Kedrei: have you ever considered the fact that we all know enough about them to not need your shitty updates?
Fakie: -stupid “heroes” that think they can stop us, they’ve been getting information from Ezlo-
Everyone else in the room besides K.S and Novalis: WE KNOW
Fakie: ok.... also random idea but what if I corrupt the time bitch and the one who stole senpai-
Lunar, who’s been eaten by Kedrei: there’s no way you can successfully do that, idiot
Wave: DID YOU EAT YOUR WIFE-
Kedrei: shut up about it-
Lunar: yes he did
Akira: can I kill myself now?
Novalis: AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE, I WILL TELL SUNSTORM AND EZLO
Fakie: you aren’t leaving
*Akira literally unlocks cage that Novalis is in and he leaves*
Akira: OOPSY :)
K.S: *is f**king a chair*
*Chaos immediately breaks out*
*about 10 minutes after the chaos*
Fakie: *who just got eaten by Blaze* fine, you f**kers are dismissed
*everyone then leaves the “meeting place”*
The end I guess