Uhh, Hand ruined hamburger mustard cream sauce

That's "Hand-made hamburger mustard cream saw (choose buns or rice)" in Japanese.

Well, crud, that only makes slightly less sense.

Bad menu

google translate be like

wHAT WOULD THAT LOOK LIKE

A weird delicious sauce
Perhaps

........

Wait.. thats not normal

*Knee slapping intensifies*

What? I-

Waiiiiiit........ what?

MmMm 😋 my favorite

Mmmmm sauce 😋

ouch

Haha
Yep

You mean you had faith in humanity in the first place?

Nope
Definitely lost

That fail is bad, that it made me punch a wall

Such an evil fail
Lol

Yes