mind control / mind reading

but you can only hear the word "the" in their minds, and you can only mind control them into eating drywall

You do love making people eat drywall

Invisibility

But you will have to do very embarrassing things to become invisible

Go into any video game universe I want.

but your always in the most toxic/salty lobbies/servers

I'll adapt.

invisibility

all your noises get ampified by 100db.

f**k

wild cards with no side effects >:)

The best wifi possible to man

And to be the first to reply to this comment

But you have to live with Bigfoot

I replied first

Yours made no sense

Yes but still first reply, it was to stpp anyone else from replying considering the comment and the reply was me

Then can you please explain what your reply meant

I said to have the best WiFi, then I said to have the side effect of being the first to reply

To shapeshift into any female human being

you cannot shift into female politicians

eh, who would want to be Hilary Clinton anyway.

I'd rather tarnish Emilia Clarke or Scarlett Johansson's reputation by doing....stuff.

To be god

As satan

Good I wanted to be both

To completely control water

But have no control over your bladder.

To have your own theme song when you walk into a room

You can't walk

Super speed

But paralyzed