Karen's Intro (Tune: Animaniacs theme):
It's time for Karen to attack!
She's insaney to the max!
Customer service gonna crack
The manager'll step back!
She's Karen, and she's back!
With her entitled children that she won in the divorce,
She'll try to get her way by threats of managers and force!
The manager will say no, but she won't feel remorse!
They'll call the cops who'll make her stop and then she'll sob of course!
She really has an itch...
For your new Nintendo Switch!
She'll try to give it to her kids,
But she won't get away with it!
The cameras prevent this!
Meet her other mom friends, they're just as entitled as her!
They think vaccines cause autism and that science is a curse!
Minion memes on Facebook, and "Live Laugh Love" T-shirts!
The HOA, the PTA, the school board are all hers!
She's Karen to the max!
Says she's never coming back!
She's insaney to the max, with baloney as her "facts"!
Whine and complainey, very little brainey, took the kids awainey,
Karen to the maaaaax! Won't get the vax!
