Bored

Thorn: KILL THE KID!

hermes: okay

Thorn: *goes to get bag

hermes: *he shot the kid*

Thorn: that kid was a noying anyway.. *stabs the kid for good mesure*

hermes: you have spite, want to work in the scp foundation?

Thorn: and what is that?

hermes: oh god how do I explain this, we secure contain and protect dangerous anomalies from humans and humans you get it?

Thorn: if youre an alien can you still work there-?

hermes: yay

Thorn: so what i do nwo ._.

hermes: uhhhhh as long as you don't hurt anyone yeah, but if someone gets too annoying you can punch them or something

Thorn: okay ill join then

hermes: do you want to be a scientist or guard or agent

guard >:D

hermes: okay

Ulia: "Nope not today"

Hermes : you’re not supposed to be here I’m tryna commit murder here

Ulia: "Yup! and I'm out!"

Hermes: good day *he shot the bully*

Ulia: "Yeah I'm gonna leave the school...."

Hermes: good idea

Ulia: "K bye!" *pop*

Hermes* he took out a ak-45 and shot up the school*

Ulia: "you finna be wanted"

Hermes: I’m Finna be different identities

Ulia: "I'm finna be gone" *pop*

I finna don’t know

Ulia: ''Mk''

Hermes : I’m already finna be wanted

Ulia: "then how'd you get into a school?"

Hermes: *after school shooting* I’m Finna had revenge

Ulia: "what ya doing?"

Hermes: I’m Finna be done shooting

Ulia: "But wut now?"

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Collan: *tries to back away without being noticed*

-outside-
cop: are you okay kid? whats that sound?
-in school-
hermes: di di DI

Collan: There’s someone in the school with a gun! They killed one of the kids!

-outside-
cop: o no! ez a shooter!
hermes: *walks outside* I did not kill anyone but the bullies but I scared everyone and activated the fire alarm hehehehe- O NO EZ A COP
cop: STOPINGS RIGHT THERE

Collan: *runs8

cop: stop right there you criminal
hermes: noez *he ran the same direction as collan*

Collan: oWo

hermes: *he grabbed collan and put a up9 to his head* NO ONE MOVE
cop: wat your demands
hermes: 2 cookies and no one moves is demands

Collan: >w<

cop: *he threw 2 cookies at hermes* HOW LONG NO ONE MOVES
hermes: 2 HOURS *he stood still*

Collan: *scared*

hermes: collan what do you think we should do

Collan: U-um..

hermes: ._. what now
cop: lez do something while we stand still

Collan:..

hermes: HA DI TRASH *he fired*

Collan; *backs away more*

hermes: wy want

Collan: Nothing sir I’ll be leaving now

hermes: okay want to shoot the school up with me

Collan: U-um I’m good

hermes: okay better get outside of the school then *he pulled out a golden ak-45*

Collan: *runs out and looks for a grown up*

*gunshots are heard from the school8

Collan: *looks around frantically for someone*