GOVERNMENT: HERE'S A BUNCH OF MONEY! EVERYONE SHOULD GO TO COLLEGE! STUDENT LOAN COMPANY: HERE TAKE IT. GOVERNMENT GUARANTEED THIS LOAN ANYWAY; COLLEGE: OH YOU'VE GOT A CHECK FOR $30,000? WELL WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE!... "ALL THIS LOAN DEBT AND EVERYONE GOING FOR THIS JOB HAS THE SAME QUALIFICATIONS! THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING!!"; IT DID.
