What is an oath, by any other name; both foreign and domestic

CAMON MAN ALL I GOT IS STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN YOU DOG FACED PONY SOLDIERS ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO CLAP FATS? JUST TELL YOUR KIDS TO COME SIT ON MY LAP AND RUB MY LEGS TILL MY HAIRS STAND UP. MY WIFE TOLD ME THEY WERE IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP, CA MON, WERE MARRIED NOW. I TELL HER JUST SHOOT HER GUNS IN THE AIR, IT'S SCIENCE, THESE BLACK SUPER PREDATORS RUN AWAY, EVERYTHING'S FINE; BOTTOM TEXT