Nurpo

(Nurpo}

(nurpos the size of an action figure bruh}

(Nurpo waddles into a crack in the wall}

(Carlos kicks down the door}
(Carlos} B O N J O U R

(Carlos} The local trash can
*pulls out an uzi* Now
please do not the nurpo

Black: .......hi little buddy.......I’m black........a demon creature stickmin.........

(Nurpo stares at Black, slowly backing up}

Black: .........okay buddy......

Black: .........I don’t hurt others...........

(Nurpo hesitates and offers Black a dime}

Black: .......thanks.......what would you like?.......

(Nurpo sits down and stares at Black}

Black: *stares back with his one eye*

(Nurpo waves and wriggles back into the cushions}

Black: ......you are a nice one................

Rose: ?

(Nurpo stares at rose}

Rose: ...

Ryoko: THOSE. ARE. MY. PEEEEEENNNNIIIIEEEESSSS *Lunges at creature trying to get the penny*

(Nurpo}

Ryoko: *manages to get the penny* MY PENNIESSSSSSS *starts hissing and putting her penny back in her collection*

(Nurpo stretches his torso to get the penny back}
(Carlos kicks down the door}

Ryoko: what the hell are you doing in my treasury????

(Carlos} p e n n i e s

Ryoko: *smacks his hand* no >:<

(Carlos drop kicks Ryoko}

Ryoko: *stops him and pulls out a no card*

(Carlos} *pulls this card out*

Ryoko: *smacks Nurpo trying to take a penny* NO, you can take any coins BUT NOT DE PENNIES do you understand?

Ryoko: you didn't read my card -__-

Snow_Chonk: NURPO!!!!!!!

(Nurpo drops his coin and yeets on outta there out of fear of getting squished}

Snow_Chonk: Aww, I cant hug the nurpo..
*Sadness noise*

I EAT HIM

(Nurpo wraps around your head and starts constricting your skull}

WELL HAHAHAA IMA GHOST

(Nurpo}

Oooooh niw wat do u want little monster

(Nurpo keeps holding the cross}

Well i asked wat u want

(Nurpo looks like it wants coins}

U want more? Here

Xiania: "Nopety nope nope not today demons" *squishes the thing"

“Eat my child, make som dopamine.”

(Nurpo thinks you want them to eat your child}
(Nurpo}

“No, I was calling you my child- you know what? Never mind.” I empty all the change from my wallet into the couch.

(Nurpo}

“Yes.”