WDYD?

Elite: *Watch them fight*

?: Not my fault you’re a dumb son of a b*tch!!

Elite: *Eats Dino nuggies and still watch them*

?:No I’m f*cking done-!
*She notices Elite*

Elite: Aw Frick

?: I’m sorry, do you need something? *She sounds annoyed*

Elite: No

?: Well then how about you don’t f*cking eavesdrop?

Elite: Eavedrop? My ears didn't drop

?: Oh great, another dumba*s...

Elite: ?

?: If you don’t need anything then go away. Listening in to an argument isn’t cool.

Elite: *Mumbles* Pretty much it is cool

?: Hm? Did you say something?

Elite: N-nah It was uuhhh a cough

?: Mhm sure. Now, since you just wanna be rude. I’m gonna leave. *She starts walking away*

Elite: Wasn't rude but whatever *Start running away*

(lmaoooo)

Why y'all arguin

?: Cause he decides to blame me for everything he does.

Memes and Milk:I blame everyone for my mistakes, it's cool

?: Oh great, another f*cking dumba*s..

Memes and Milk:Hey, watch who you're calling that, I can beat you up with a comically large spoon.

?: Well it’s not fun when he tries to blame me for literally everything. He breaks something. Nope, that was apparently me when I was literally 1 hour away from where he was...

Memes and Milk: Well don't threaten me, that's my one rule, or else something bad will happen *brave words coming a milk carton that has to look all the way up to see them*

?: Sureee whatever shortie.

Memes and Milk: Hey! Don't be a meanie.

?: Whatever.

Memes and Milk: You even try to step on me and I'll make World War 2 look like a tea party

*She softly kicks him over*

Memes and Milk:*milk poured out of him* Agh-

*She chuckles a bit*

Memes and Milk:IM DYING AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

*She laughs*

Corrupted Memes and Milk:*reality glitched,and suddenly the being was standing, still the size of a milk carton* SINS SHALL BE ACCOUNTED FOR. YOUR BLOOD WILL TAINT THE GROUND

?: Do you want me to kick you over again?

Corrupted Memes and Milk:I DARE YOU TO, MORTAL.

*She pushes him over again*

Corrupted Memes and Milk:*he stood still, and her foot was covered in acid, looking like blood. It burned through her skin and muscles, revealing her bones*

?: Oh nice.

Corrupted Memes and Milk:*he tore her bones off and put them away*DO NOT TRY TO RUN OR FIGHT, YOU WILL DIE EITHER WAY.

?: Mk.

Corrupted Memes and Milk:*he spit acid-like blood all over them*

?: Cool.

Corrupted Memes and Milk: YOUR CALMNESS MAKES ME LAUGH, MORTAL.

?: Mhm.

Corrupted Memes and Milk:*he laughed*

*She just stands there unfazed*

Tokyo: Why are you arguing? - she sipped her lemonade-

?: Cause this son of a b*tch decides to blame me for everything he does.

Tokyo: ahhh.. I see. Have you tried talking it out maybe... blackmail.... or keeping his family hostage....or hiring a hit... all the fun stuff

?: He doesn’t give a sh*t about his family, I could blackmail him but he doesn’t have anything that big that i could use, anddd i don’t have enough money to hire a hit.

Tokyo: I could lend you 25 Grand

?: Appreciate it, but no thanks-

Tokyo: Alright suit yourself. I just have a lot of money from my dad, The owner of Entire Entiprises.

?: Impressive.

Tokyo: Yep Its a very successful company.

?: Nice.

Tokyo: Yea Im hoping to be able to actually live my life how I want this summer

?: What do you mean?

Tokyo: My dad always either sends my off to my relatives or makes me help buisness offers by doing whatever he says and I just want to hang out with my friends. He miromanages my life and romance is so only thing im allowed to do because he wants grandchildren

?: Damn, i’m sorry for that.

Tokyo: Really nothing I can do about it now

?: True..

Tokyo: Well im off