no no hes got a point

I would not say "never text me again" instead I go. Yo, that crazy tell me more. Invite them over and eat brownies with him. But secretly their brownies have weed in them so I then get to hear this man say some crazy shit. While that happens I'll take notes about what he is saying then turn them into memes for Imgflip then become extraordinarily popular

Yes he's got a point

I like hypothetics