SCHOOL SHOOTING : *STARTS*; WHEELCHAIR KID : GETS UP AND RUNS AWAY. BLIND KID : I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD RUN; DEAF KID : I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SEE; MUTE KID : I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD HEAR; FAT KID : RUNS FASTER THAN ATHLETIC KID; EXTROVERT KID : GOES IN CORNER AND DOESN'T TALK TO ANYONE; INTROVERT KID : EVERYONE COME HERE, I HAVE A PLAN! AETHEIST KID : STARTS PRAYING; CHIRSTIAN KID : STOP PRAYING GOD DOESN'T EXIST; NEGATIVE KID : DON'T WORRY EVERYONE, WE WILL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE! POSITIVE KID : NO! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! DUMB KID : ACTUALLY MAKES THE PLAN THAT LEADS EVERYONE OUT OF SCHOOL ALIVE; ME :