Tommy be like: * v i b e s *

Yes

lol

Ooh that ones good

Yo momma so ugly the bank turned off the cameras so they didn't have to see her face

Yo mama is so scary, she made One Direction turn in the opposite direction.

Yo momma so fat she thinks double chocolate chip girl scout cookies are diet food

Yo mama is so old, her social security number is a single digit.

Yo momma so fat and old that when God said "let there be light" he asked your mother to move out of the way

XD

your mamma is so ugly not even Scp 049 would wanna cure her

Your mamma is so ugly not even Scp 096 wants to look at her

oop

XD