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Yo momma so fat, the earth was flat before she came

DAMNNNNNNN

*wheeze*

Yo mama so fat that thanos Had to clap.
He’s still clapping✨

DAMNNN NICE ONE

Yo momma so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application

YASSS

so mama so fat that she made vore look bad-

XD

Yo momma so hairy her eyebrows connect to her butt hair- (I-)

XD

DAMNNNNNNN-

yo mama so stinky that she makes the trash crawl away from her

Lol-

Yo momma so fat that when I swerved to avoid hitting her I ran out of gas

lel

damn u don't play huh-

You don't either lmao, it's been some time since I've had a yo momma battle tho -.-

Maybe a year 💀

e

dAmN

Yo momma so retarded, she doesn't even know she's not the only one alive

Yo momma so fat that when she decided to diet the stock market crashed

yo momma so fat that she works as a literal building

NICE ONE

Yo momma so fat she don't need the internet, she's already worldwide

yo momma so stupid that she gave birth to someone who thinks that the world wide web is the internet

And the web doesn't need internet? Bruh, how you expect the shit to work >_>

it doesn't
it needs internet to be publicly accessed

.-.

;-;

Ok-my bad-

Damn

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate displays her birthdate in Roman numerals.

that doesn't make sense due to the fact that roman numerals are still popular