First one :O

Hannah: wow those spiky things on ur head look so cool!

Candy- omg thanks my names candy watz urs

Hannah: im Hannah!

Candy-nice to meet you i was just about to get boba want some?

Hannah: sure!

Candy- oki I'll payy

Candy- btw watz your fav band

Hannah: I dont have one

Candy- oh well mines BLACKPINK have you heard them??

Hannah no- ;w;

Candy- oh well you should u want the other air pod im listening to them rn

Hannah: okay! *she puts the air pod in her ear*

*music plays pretty savage*

https://open.spotify.com/track/1XnpzbOGptRwfJhZgLbmSr?si=CuN6JCRjTVi9XBMhx3KgoA&utm_source=copy-link&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1E4m0uHm6DE1DC
(In case u dont know)

hannah: thats pretty good!

Candy- tysm u wanna head to my house (i followed u)

hannah: sure! (thanks! ^w^)

Candy- oki ( hey im sr but i need to go to bed)

(thats fine! get some sleep U-U)

???: * walks away *

Rip

???: * steals purse a runs fast without being noticed *

Candy-wait wat

???: * returns it * easy as pie dumbass

Candy-umm u oki?

???: oh its you...
her voice has a hint of disappointment and disgust

Candy- oh

??? stays silent for a moment

Candy- u need something

???: not that I know of. anyways what are you doing here

Candy-just hanging

???: nice. with who?

Candy no one

???: oh well that makes sense.

Candy- yep

???: i mean who would want to hang around a prissy, pink, mindless kid?

Candy-*grabs your shirt* YOU LISTEN HERE MAN I MAY WEAR PINK BUT IM NOT PRISSY OR MINDLESS I MOVED HERE FROM THE WOODS WHERE I GOT THESE SCARS FROM A BEAR,IVE HAD TO WRESTLE MANY WILD ANIMALS

??? with no emotion: good but did I ask?
her eyes seem monotone as if she went through this many many times

Candy 😠😠

??? makes candy let go of her shirt.
??? waits for another response

Candy- *calms down* anyway why r u alone *under breath* probably bec ur to much of an idiot

???: i dont make much friends nor do I need them

Candy- or they don't need you

???: thats also a reason.

Candy- see

???: see what? the obvious? everyone can see that.

Candy- exactly no one likes you

???: yup!
she takes out her phone to check something and then puts it away

Candy- huh

???: at least you understand the basics so you have at least a kindergarten level of knowledge. or should I say at most?

Candy- exactly ur saying im much smarter than u

???: oh? are you saying that is nothing and that anyone even like you can do it?
this time her eyes shined a little

Candy- yep im saying u have one brain cell that doesn't work in ur small brain

???: if you would've passed 1st grade and not regressed then you would've known that a brain normally has around 86 billion cells and also just because you have a smaller brain it doesn't mean your stupider: for example compare a female brain and a male brain. the female brain is smaller but there are many women who are quite smarter than men.

Candy- well im srr id know much English im not from here plus om fluent in 3 diff languages

???: oh which ones?

Candy- 🙄 uk wat i mean

??? smiles: dumbfounded?

Candy- no ur too simple brained to understand

???: you mean that i dont always understand people? once again, seeing the obvious.

Candy- once again ur obvious

???: at least im clear to understand which is quite nice considering my english.

Candy- my first language is french écoute ici salope si tu te moques de moi ou de ma langue alors tu ressentiras la colère de ma vie

???: oh im not making fun of something that is laughable on its own but continue

Candy- french, Russian and german working on English

???: nice.

Candy-mhmm

???: do you also speak fluent stupidness or is that left out? because if what then I know the perfect friends for you

Candy- funny u need a friend to speak ur language

???: no I'm sorry I speak fluent sarcasm, English, Russian as well, Greek, Latin, I'm fairly well in Chinese and ooh also Swahili

Candy- funny couldn't tell

???: maybe because you didnt ask

Candy- écoute ici mon pote, personne ne se soucie de toi et tu n'as pas besoin d'être un crétin flippant pour tous ceux que tu rencontres Donc, si vous pouviez être une poupée et me laisser seul parce que personne ne veut voir votre visage, laissez-moi seul car vous devriez avoir honte d'agir comme ça avec quelqu'un de nouveau

???: oh im sorry there are a couple things wrong with that. first of all the world does need another doll copy of you, second of all why should I be ashamed for being honest third of all would you like to know the truth of what people think about you and lastly I've known you for longer than you know me.

Candy - go ahead tell me wat do others actually think about me since uk them soo well (btw irl im not actually mean)

(this is the second most meanest time I've been the first time was also in a rp lol)

???: why I'm basically the embodiment of all bad thoughts. lets see...
she seems to be checking her brain like files.
???: ooh this one's a favorite- "those stupid horns on her head make her look like an ugly pink rhino" hmmm what else do we have...

Candy-umm itz a headband

???: the headband does have horns in case you haven't noticed. "her voice is so annoying like a little kid" "her logic is so dead that even Karens would shudder" "she thinks she's oh so positive and amazing when in reality she has nothing to offer to the world" Should I continue?
(nvm this is the meanest time-)

(hey i followed u so if u WANNA continue rp in memechat we can)

Candy- takes off headband* yea itz for stabbing jerks like you *stabs you in ribs*

??? looks at the dull horn things basically giving her a massage. she laughs loudly. she tries to talk but ends up wheezing. after about a minute she calms down.
???: do you even know how to fight anyone other than bears or no?

Candy- *getz in fighting stance* wouldn't unlike to know on my trip to Japan we took many karate classes from many fighters

??? stands calmly.
???: do you really want to fight a stranger?

( i followed u so u can send me memechat)

(oh ok0

Candy- ha stanger ur not strange i already know u