Random: "Hello, I see your alone in your house."
Me: "Are you the pizza delivery guy?"
Random: "What? No!"
Me: "Who are you then?"
Random: "It's a secret and i wont tell you."
Me: "Where are you!?"
Random: "Hehe, I'm in your closet."
Me: "Oh, Are you male or female?
Random: "Boy.."
Me: "Oh you're gay then...
Random: "Wha-
Me: "No no.. Don't need to say. My cousin is gay as well. Anyway where are you?"
Random: "I SAID I'M IN THE CLOSET!"
Me: "Why not talk to me physically?"
Random: "Aight I'm done."