*look confused* uhh what-

heh~

u cannot take on a man who is in a commited relationship that too

*slowly backing away*

;n;

why did you call me cutie-?

I
DUNNO-

sus-

THE ALKALI MAN IS IN A RELATIONSHIP NOOOOOOO

l o l

umm salty beef alkali man?

lmaoooooooooooooooo

y are u now salty beefy alkali man i liked just alkali man better?

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tahts it it is time for RAID

Hey sexy

0/////0

* walks up * dam those thighs

O/////O

What’s wrong sexy?

I- i just-

††††††††††† TAKE HOLY WATER YOU DEMON †††††††††††

i am getting uncomfortable

You are so bad at making people h o r n I

Die

gladly *puts gun to neck* ^_^

Nope wait nvr mind

f i n e
t h e n
*Puts gun down*

Thancc

y e

Y e s

Haha, what the hell?

<;

If you can get ma h o r n I scale to 100 I will tell you that u r

C u t e

Heh~
*Takes own shirt off and gets REALLY close to you*

Huh?

*puts hand on your face and smirks*
heheh~

Lol

It won’t work

I WILL NEVER BE H O R N I

HAHAHA U STOPPED NOTIFYING ME BECAUSE IM IMMORTAL TO H O R N I N E S S

._.

YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF MAKING MEH MEAHAHHAA

*Grabs your neck*
I could do two different things right now
one, choke you
two, kiss you.

I’ll take the kiss

*kisses you on your neck* Heh

Lol I gtg bai

Good thing for bra’s XD