*Slowly backs up* [] Thinking [] Uh ohh.. Welp, this is one of those times I wish I could speak- 🖐️😔

???: hello there

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{} Sign language {} ``Welp, guess you're gonna kill me-´´
*Happy noises* ^-^

???: *cracks his finger* so you want me to kill you?

{} Signs {}
``Kind of. Part of me wants you to, but a small fragment of me doesn't want to die-´´

Cryptic, hangry as f**k: DONT TEST ME

Fami: Ummm- Heyyy thereee...

???: what do you want?

Fami: nothingnevermindbyeee *running away*

Elite: A another funny face

???: i guess?

Elite: Ok that was a joke the face is kinda scary

???: ok but note this isnt my actual face it’s just a mask

Elite: ah ok I hoping that would be your face

???: why?

*walks pass by him*...

Maple: Oh no

Investor: you’re lucky you survived one time he killed a whole police force on his own within 10 seconds

Maple: WHAT?!

Investor: yup-
The Eyepatch: *stabs the Investor* dont talk like that about me you’re gonna make me blush
Investor: *dies*

Maple: OH HELL NO! *Runs*

The Eyepatch: *teleports in front of him* where are you going? *punches him with full force*

Maple: OWWWWW! *Rubs face* So mean... WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?! I WAS JUST GOING TO 7-ELEVEN, ASSHOLE!

The Eyepatch: everyone needs to eat something

Maple: THEN WHY DONT YOU EAT, IDK, MAYBE SOMETHING OTHER THEN F**KING PEOPLE! HUMANS DONT DESERVE TO DIE JUST BECAUSE YOURE HUNGERY!

The Eyepatch: you dont understand do you ghouls need to eat human flesh in order not survive we cant eat human food bcuz its bad for our stomachs

THEN GO EAT BAD PEOPLE INSTEAD

???: *cracks his fingers*

Maple: ! He spotted me!

???: you look like you would become a great snack

*Run song starts playing*
Maple: *Runs*

???: *grabs her with his tentacle*

Maple: BRO IM A BOI! *Slices the tentacles with a leaf blade* Plus, I have nature powers. *Runs*

???: *teleports in front of him* hello *attempts so stab him*

Maple: Flower shield! *Block*

???: *teleports to random places to confuse him*

Maple: GRRRRRR...
*Poofs and uses a log for a distraction*

Touka: ok bye it was nice meeting you

Maple: Bye!

???: *notices that its a log* where the hell did he go?!

Maple: *Behind him*

???: *turns around*

Maple: *Runs*

???: *runs after him then coughs out blood*

Maple: ?

???: *falls over*
Investor: WE GOT HIM! THE EYEPATCH GHOUL!

Maple: Holy crap....

Investor: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! THIS GUY IS VERY DANGEROUS!!!

Maple: He attacked me...

The Eyepatch: not how it works
A female voice: HEY KANEKI! *drops down from the sky* we need to go

Maple: ?

The Eyepatch (Kaneki): DAMN IT TOUKA! YOU EXPOSED MY REAL NAME!
Touka: its not big of a deal

Maple: *Sweating alot*

Touka: hey its ok *walks to her* sorry about my boyfriend

Maple: Its fine. By the way im not a girl.

Touka: oh sorry i got confused

Maple: Its cool.

Kaneki: come on Touka we got to go back

Maple: ...