(Carlos} *looks mentally scarred*

???: *attacks him*

(Carlos} LEAVE ME ALONE
IM ALREADY SENTENCED TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

???: ILL MAKE SURE YOU WONT TAKE THAT FATE *grabs him with his tentacles*

(Carlos} CURSE MY IMMORTALITY

???: oh so your immortal? Time to test that out *gets ready to pull him apart* i cant wait to kill you and rip you apart limb by limb

(Carlos} pLEASE DO
END MY SUFFERING

???: *pulls Carlo’s arm off*

Run
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Lmao

ghoulz: hi

???: who are you?

ghoulz: I'm ghoulz: have reality warping powers and is also a ghoul

???: i could tell by your name

ghoulz: yeah, you?

The Eyepatch: they call me The Eyepatch

ghoulz: I could also tell by your name

The Eyepatch: yup

ghoulz: so what are you doing here?

The Eyepatch: hiding

ghoulz: from who? I'll deal with them if you want

ghoulz: also what are you?

The Eyepatch: I’m a ghoul and I’m hiding from the CCG

ghoulz: ah, same here but they want me even more, which you can tell by

The Eyepatch: what ranking are you?

ghoulz: ss rank

The Eyepatch: heh they think I’m SS rank but I’m a lot more stronger than that

ghoulz: that's what think I am anyway

Cryptic, hangry as f**k: DONT TEST ME

*walks pass by him*...

Snow_Chonk: Wat.

???: what the- are you a dog?

Snow_Chonk: Yeah, its obvious that I am.

???: what the hell?

Snow_Chonk: Y e s.

Maple: Oh no

???: *cracks his fingers*

Maple: ! He spotted me!

???: you look like you would become a great snack

*Run song starts playing*
Maple: *Runs*

???: *grabs her with his tentacle*

Maple: BRO IM A BOI! *Slices the tentacles with a leaf blade* Plus, I have nature powers. *Runs*

???: *teleports in front of him* hello *attempts so stab him*

Maple: Flower shield! *Block*

???: *teleports to random places to confuse him*

Maple: GRRRRRR...
*Poofs and uses a log for a distraction*

???: *notices that its a log* where the hell did he go?!

Maple: *Behind him*

???: *turns around*

Maple: *Runs*

???: *runs after him then coughs out blood*

Maple: ?

???: *falls over*
Investor: WE GOT HIM! THE EYEPATCH GHOUL!

Maple: Holy crap....

Investor: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! THIS GUY IS VERY DANGEROUS!!!

Maple: He attacked me...

Investor: you’re lucky you survived one time he killed a whole police force on his own within 10 seconds

Maple: WHAT?!

Investor: yup-
The Eyepatch: *stabs the Investor* dont talk like that about me you’re gonna make me blush
Investor: *dies*

Maple: OH HELL NO! *Runs*

The Eyepatch: *teleports in front of him* where are you going? *punches him with full force*

Maple: OWWWWW! *Rubs face* So mean... WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?! I WAS JUST GOING TO 7-ELEVEN, ASSHOLE!

The Eyepatch: everyone needs to eat something

Maple: THEN WHY DONT YOU EAT, IDK, MAYBE SOMETHING OTHER THEN F**KING PEOPLE! HUMANS DONT DESERVE TO DIE JUST BECAUSE YOURE HUNGERY!

The Eyepatch: you dont understand do you ghouls need to eat human flesh in order not survive we cant eat human food bcuz its bad for our stomachs

THEN GO EAT BAD PEOPLE INSTEAD

The Eyepatch: not how it works
A female voice: HEY KANEKI! *drops down from the sky* we need to go

Maple: ?

The Eyepatch (Kaneki): DAMN IT TOUKA! YOU EXPOSED MY REAL NAME!
Touka: its not big of a deal

Maple: *Sweating alot*

Touka: hey its ok *walks to her* sorry about my boyfriend

Maple: Its fine. By the way im not a girl.

Touka: oh sorry i got confused

Maple: Its cool.

Kaneki: come on Touka we got to go back

Maple: ...

Touka: ok bye it was nice meeting you

Maple: Bye!