my days already cursed

I was gonna try and say something, but no matter how I said it, it would be gay

because this post is gay

Yah. Ik.

futanari style

Futalabama

so this is how futa hentai became how it is

I’m going to staple your nuts to the wall

HAHA JOKES ON YOU THEY ARE ALREADY IN MY BACKPACK

Why do you have your nuts in your backpack?

just in case someone falls for the dragon joke then i'll proceed to drag my nuts across their face

Damn. That’s sexual assault man

only sexual assault if the homies don't like it.

The homies don’t like it

idk man we did it last week

That’s kinda gay man

wut-?

Putting dick-in-son is fine, my dad does it all the time 🙃

um

What

It's the facts of life

okay then

This is me

ah i see

It's my whole reputation

noice

Kinda sus my dude

very