don't be a pressed bitch idgaf if you hAvE a bOyfRieNd- 'tis a joke.

*comes closer*

*backs away*

wHerE aRe yOu gOinG~ wAnT sOmE cAndY?

All you need to do is get in the van-

C a n d y - ?
*gets in the van*

WAIT- I HAVE OCEAN COW RIGHT HERE- COME WITH ME INSTEAD

BOI STFU

Too late i got kidnapped

*kidnaps you from your kidnapper* h a h a h a h a COME ON- WE NEED TO DO OUR DAILY SACRIFICE TO THE OCEAN COW

Oml-

Hey narwhal
You okay with getting sacrificed to ocean cow?

oh wait she killed herself, SACRIFICE HER NOW!

NO.

*kills self*

Welp

:O you did my job for me!

Damn right- I'd rather kill myself then be that unworthy of getting killed by the f**king ocean cow-

*sacrifices you*

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*is sacrificed*

Okie

MURDER HER AS BRUTALLY AS POSSIBLE OR OCEAN COW WILL NOT BE PLEASED

*is dead*

Got it

*takes you and Narwhal in van* OKAY SACRIFICE NARWHAL TO OCEAN COW NOW

Okie

oop

*kidnaps you* B)

So when am I getting me candy

-_- *gives you candy*

Yayyyyyyy *inhales candy*

I don't get it
I'm very slow

O oke

.-.

*awkward pause*

Bitch why'd you comment-

*more awkward pause*

When was I a female doh-

dog-*

Bru-

Since now-

*even more awkward pause*

Nah.

Stop-

Ever heard of a joke mf

*doesn't stop*

*facepalms* A joke is what you take much too seriously, like no offense but you take my jokes (despite them not being funny in your opinion) more up the ass then a f**king d**do. You're probably joking right now but either way I just gotta say this to you, I hope it doesn't sound too rude.

I probably went a bit too far with that- now I feel like shit .-.

*WHEEEEEEEZE* I'm just wondering why you wasted your time writing all that-

.-.

S T O P

BRO WHY'D YOU WRITE A PARAGRAPGH- tbh cuz of all.... t h i s - I can never tell when you're joking or not .-. *WHEEEEZE* WHY'D YOU WRITE A MFING ESSAY-

N O -

.-.

WHY

I hope you know I didn't understand a word of that paragraph- 💀

.-. that's me when I'm understandable-

*WHEEEEEEZE*

I only understand you when you're n o t understandable-

.-. lol-

Y e s .

understandable