don't be a pressed bitch idgaf if you hAvE a bOyfRieNd- 'tis a joke.

cool

*comes closer*

*backs away*

wHerE aRe yOu gOinG~ wAnT sOmE cAndY?

All you need to do is get in the van-

C a n d y - ?
*gets in the van*

WAIT- I HAVE OCEAN COW RIGHT HERE- COME WITH ME INSTEAD

BOI STFU

Too late i got kidnapped

*kidnaps you from your kidnapper* h a h a h a h a COME ON- WE NEED TO DO OUR DAILY SACRIFICE TO THE OCEAN COW

Oml-

Hey narwhal
You okay with getting sacrificed to ocean cow?

NO.

*kills self*

oh wait she killed herself, SACRIFICE HER NOW!

:O you did my job for me!

Damn right- I'd rather kill myself then be that unworthy of getting killed by the f**king ocean cow-

*sacrifices you*

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*is sacrificed*

Welp

Okie

*takes you and Narwhal in van* OKAY SACRIFICE NARWHAL TO OCEAN COW NOW

Okie

MURDER HER AS BRUTALLY AS POSSIBLE OR OCEAN COW WILL NOT BE PLEASED

Got it

*is dead*

oop

*kidnaps you* B)

So when am I getting me candy

-_- *gives you candy*

Yayyyyyyy *inhales candy*

oh, I'm gay but thanks..... and I'm also taken...

*WHEEEZE* Sorry- t i t l e .

o h

ur fine

?

ik

I- DAMNNNN-

pLeAsE yOu LoVe Me NoT sOmE cAmEl
(jk)

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
(ik XDDDD)

i CaN gEt YoU a FrEe PaSs To HeAvEn

Nahhh I'm going to hell and proud-

wElL sHiT yA mOtHeR-f**KeR

I ain't a dad-

bEcOmE tRaNs ThEn

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE* BRUHHHH

yEs FaThEr

Y e s .

understandable