Kinda OP OCs allowed

Weegee: Hey! Get away from my friend!

???: And why would I do that?

Weegee: You'll regret it!

???: HA! Do you have any idea how much money this kid is worth!?

Weegee: Leave them alone.

???: And what would be in it for me?

Weegee: *swings his anchor around like a lasso* You'd get to survive.

???: *takes out crowbar* I'm not afraid of you.

Weegee: (his eyes start glowing red) AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

Amory: Thanks againnnnn..

Weegee: Of course.

???: That may be some of the creepiest sh** I ever seen, but I'm still not backing down.

Weegee: *glows green, and ??? starts feeling a very sharp pain*

???: F*** WHAT ARE YOU DOING-

Weegee: PROTECTING AMORY.

???: *drops their weapon and falls to their knees* AAAAAAH!

Weegee: GET AWAY FROM US, OR I'LL MAKE THE PAIN WORSE.

???: OKAY OKAY PLEASE STOP!

Weegee: *stops the pain*

???: *grabs their weapon and runs away*

Amory: Sorrryyyyy.. Amory didn't mean to make you saadddddd..

Weegee: No, it's not that...

Amory: What is ittttt..?

Weegee: People used to care about me. They made edits of me. Remixes of me. But best of all, they respected me. Now, I'm only seen as a punchline. People see me, and they don't laugh anymore, like they used to. I wish I was still respected. I wish I was still liked. I wish I was still funny.

Amory: Amory thinks your funny.. When Amory first saw you, Amory wanted to laugh but didn't in case it would hurt your feelingsssssss...

Weegee: T-thanks, kid.

Amory: *hug*

Weegee: *hug back*

Amory: Do you have a hommeeee?...

Weegee: Yeah.

Amory: Okayyyy... Bye thennnn...

Weegee: Bye.

(Amory walks away and goes to their home)

(Weegee returns to normal.)

Amory: Ohhhh.. It's you againnnnnn..

Weegee: Hi!

Amory: Hellooooo.

Weegee: *hugs Amory*

Amory: *hugs back* Thank youuuuu.. Lot's of mean people have being doing this latelyyyyyyyy..

Weegee: There's a bounty on you.

Amory: I knowwwwww... I wish I knew who was the proprietorrrrrr(person who made the bounty)....

Weegee: I'll protect you.

Amory: Thank youuuu...

Weegee: Of course.

Amory: Amory still doesn't know your naameeee...

Weegee: Oh, I'm Weegee.

Amory: That's a funny naaameeee..

Weegee: Thanks... *he looks slightly sad*

hello, can I have that human

???: No, no you can't. Do you have any idea how much money they're worth!?

It's food sooooooo, $5.99

???: It's millions of dollars. I don't know why anyone would want someone so pathetic, but I'm not turning down money like that.

I want it

???: You want what?

the human, for food

???: Well you can't have them. The bounty for them is for them ALIVE.

Ok then I remove their humanity

???: I'm done talking to you. *continues dragging Amory*

*steals the human*

???: HEY!
Amory: *fear*

You are mine human!

Amory: *bites their ankle extremely hard with unusually sharp teeth*

no harm done*

Amory: *becomes transparent but then fully disappears*

oh nooooooo

where did they go :(

they went *p o o f*

aw man I wanted to take them to the pool

they gone my guy

sad*

they go *p o o f* when they get too scared
the only reason they didn't *p o o f* with the person in the mask is because they held them a certain way that makes them calm