Agatha all along

i don’t ship wanda x agatha

but yes besides captain marvel she is literally the gayest person in all of the marvel universe

Loki, Steve, Thor, Tony, Bucky, Sam, Peter (definitely gay af), Bruce
Should I go on?

ehhhh the energies are off

loki- feels aro to me for some reason, def gender fluid tho
Steve-major bisexual vibes, loved bucky and peggy
thor- gives off major straight ally vibes. Like “oh you like women? Me too who’s your favorite”
tony-def not gay, kinda fruity tho, probably bi
bucky-gay vibes yeah but not as much as agatha and carol
sam- sam gives off straight but still accepting vibes
Peter-BIG bi vibes, the most bisexual character in marvel, still not gay.
Bruce- bruce is straight change my mind

so uh yeah i stand my my point captain marvel is the gayest. Have you even seen her haircut in endgame? Also she is canonically queer in her next movie so…

Hmmmmm true that of and I forgot one
Valkarie, the first OFFICAL lesbian in the MCU

Now I just picture this:
Valkyrie: I like women.
Thor: me 2 who's ur fave?

hmmm true but the reason i said Thor was gay or bi was because of Loki
idk why but i ship it
Loki seems like kinda gay for Thor but bi
and after Thor: Ragnorok and that whole "Grandmaster and Loki" thing- he's hella gay

OH SH*T I FORGOT GRANDMASTER AND LOKI HAD A THING

i changed my mind loki is gay his energy is just weaker

lmao it cringes just at the thought-
but like if it happened to Loki-
who said it didn't happen to Thor?

also loki x thor?
tHEY ARE BROTHERS?????

he's adopted

STILL DUDE

idc i like da ship UwU

ohhh also i JUST remembered in the first Thor movie Loki asked Thor for a kiss and he didn't get a kiss and he looked sad

(response to last comment)
umm he wasn't specific sooo-
and yes i do kiss my little brother on the cheek

THEYRE BROTHERS DO YOU NOT KISS YOUR SIBLINGS ON THE CHEEK/FOREHEAD?

PLUS i did my research like a true MCU and Norse Mythology weeb
and Thor and Loki did just so happen hook up more than a couple times

eewwwwwww idc if it’s adopted that’s still family

erm no my dude
Loki is originally a Frost Giant
and Thor an Asgardian
two TOTALLY different realms and peoples
but it's my opinion plus the MCU has seen much worse ships- and i mean much worse

yes there is worse, but the fact remains that ITS STILL FAMILY. You wouldn’t date your stepsister would you? That’s not a blood relative so it must be ok according to you.

hmmm true but what about in the case of Peter Parker and Wade Willson?
Wade is way older and Peter is still in high school
and im not talking about Andrew Garfield or Tobey Maguire's adaptation (true marvel fans don't talk about them)

ok that one is fair

agatha carol and valkyrie are all tied for gayest

Definitely

100%

(in respond to your latest comment)

yeah dude honestly we are talking about the marvel MOVIES here. I don’t care what happened in norse mythology, and I don’t care about your weird deadpool x spider-man ship. Stick to universe 616 and then get back to me

ok ok lol

sorry if i’m a little aggressive lol i get told that a lot

nah i understand i'm the same way about Marvel
any convo with my parents turns into an argument about it

ok cool

WADAGATHA ALL LONG!!

Y E S

now we have wartha ships

yes. also it's "wandagatha". it's the official name

I know I didn't want spoilers but now- This doesn't mater!

I finished watching Wandavision and Falcon and the Winter Soldier........I'm just waiting for Loki, The Eternals, Thor: Love and Thunder and so on so forth

I see. Tbh I'd get Disney+ but....
Welp-

I didnt watch it on Disney+ my dad installed an app called Cinema and i watched it there. The county im from doesn't have Disney+ available yet T^T

Ah, I see

dat's kewl. dat's real kewl.

Eyyy

Eyyy

Eyyyyyy

Eyyyyyyy

EYYYYYY!!!! LOL that's funny. But seriously, how U doin'?

If say good but that's a lie

True

Yeah, cause I'm never good.
Nor feeling good, and ngl autocorrect changed "I'd" to "If"

Cool

If you make mistakes a lot, then no.
If you mean me, then also no.

OK then

Yes