Who Would Win?

im killing everyone and im not regretting it

all they gotta do is put a bag over his head and then boom scp wins

Welp, I am going to die...

Scp 96 if only if they all see his face

for people who think they're gonna be dead, that's a drawing, no one has ever got a true picture of 096, if they try to, they'll die anyway

WHY WHY THE F**K DID I LOOK AT HIMM

I HeAr ScReAmINg SoMeOnE hELp

they don't actually have infinite money

they practically do

they do have a whole lot of funding, but it's not infinite

Yes, but its all they need to build almost anything

Why do I hear screaming

Hi what should I do if I hear screaming, wet tearing noises, and this white tall thing is running towards me?

Well scp foundachion 5h v,Novgorod,he
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..what?

Omg omg omg i hear screaming

Welp I’m dead this might just be the last thing a say you know now that ima die I want to live longer I mean we should all try to live as long as we can we only have a small time in this world so we should be making the best of what we have and live an amazing and thrilling life and invent to make life feel better so we can live more nicely

Why don't they just yeet him into a hole? If he can't get out, then everything's fine.

he took down a fricking airplane at cruising altitude, so I think he can jump really high

But only if he's provoked, correct?

correct

So if no one provokes him before throwing him into the hole, they'd never have to worry about him.

thats kinda big brain!

thats the same reasoning for putting him in a steel bok tho

But it would be much less expensive and would allow staff to tend to more important matters, as well as them not having to worry about him during containment breaches.

they shouldnt have to worry about him in containment breaches tho, as there's no door on it and the SCP foundation basically has infinite money, and they only need 1 person to monitor 096

True.

honestly, i think the reason they don't throw him in a hole is they want space for sensors and stuff

But I'm saying more of a 'cave'.

Big deep hole fill it with cement.

well now i am dead