Escape Alcatraz RP

Chaos King: welp let's just teleport out- *reads the rules* gosh darn it

We need to work together to escape. We need Ideas (Map is in the comments)

Chaos King: good thing i smuggled in an airplane and a pilot's licence and a rocket launcher and some fuel

but where is it? WHERE IN PRISON!!!! (Btw my plan is below)

Weegee: Alright.

Plan is below

Weegee: I'll use my anchor as a weapon.

We need to escape without being sus Weegee!

Weegee: *breaks a wall with anchor*

Guard: WHAT'S GOING ON??? THEY'RE ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE! *Shot both of us*
System: FAILED

Weegee: So don't use the anchor.

I told you! No Suspicions

Weegee: Alright.

*/tp me guard*
[NO PERMISSIONS TO USE COMMANDS]
DAMNIT!

“Looks at you “ hey watch this “throws a quarter “
Guard:hey a quarter “grabs to pick it up and I grab his head and slams it against the bars”

I was about to kill him for the uniform

Jacob: O k a y

We need to get out of this place! I don't wanna die here

Jacob: Wha

*Whispers* Its our Chance.
Guard 1: Woah! A quarter!
Guard 2: How these inmates have this?

Jacob: * Commits sneak *
( Skyrim level bar shows up for sneak )
SNEAK INCREASED TO 69

*Slits the first guard's neck* Take the other one!

Jacob: * Snaps the other guard's neck *

Now lets switch outfits * gets the keys from the guard and pull the bodies inside the cell*

Jacob: Okay, now to the officers club

I agree, and we can pretend were patrolling the docks after were armed

Jacob: Okay

*In the Officer's club*
Guard: How ya doing?

Jacob: Okay * Teleports both of them out of the prison * There ya go buddy

System: SORRY NO CHEATING!

Jacob: :(

We need to do it the hard way. Like Breaking walls, tricking and overpowering guards, ask help from prisoners, and plan smart. Here's the map. We need to plan

Jacob: How about when the guards are distracted, we go to the officer club and get some weapons and get the hell out of there using a boat in the dock

But we need to think when. The number of guards changes every day. I think weekends are a better time to break out because of fewer guards. We need to sharpen the edge of the spoons and lure guards into us if they're only them and Kill em, took the keys, and wear their clothes and put the dead bodies on our beds

Jacob: Good, lets wait

*2 guards passes and goes close to us*

Jacob: oh, how ya doin? I hope you are doin great . . .

Guard 1: Hope your not doing something stupid
*I Dropped something outside the cell*
Guard 2: Hey man! he dropped something outside the cell

*quietly truck noises*

(One thing, HOW DA HEK A TRUCK CAN SWIM TO ALCATRAZ???)