Drew my OC Dr Perry

Alwayzbread: doctor in what?

Dr Perry:No, tomorrow's wednesday.

Alwayzbread: but I haven’t gotten kidnapped yet?

Dr Perry: There's a lot of weird things here, so we need time to capture it. Besides, I don't report things as long as they don't attack me.

Alwayzbread: ah i see..wait why do we need to capture the odd things? They live here too!

Dr Perry: We relocae them to somewhere where ordinary people couldn't see them.

Alwayzbread: WHY?!

Dr Perry:Well, just think of the chaos that would happen of ordinary people found out.

Alwayzbread: oh yeah, because anything that isnt human cant exist, you know I’m not human right?

Dr Perry:We're keeping everyone safe from anomalies.

Alwayzbread: by attempting to get rid of anomalies?

Dr Perry:No, we CONTAIN them.

Alwayzbread: yes because letting them live in peace isnt an option

Dr Perry:*inhales* BOI

Alwayzbread: yes i am male, thank you for asking

Dr Perry:What?

Alwayzbread: you’ve heard of me right?

Dr Perry:Yes, and you're really dangerous, like 682.

Alwayzbread: oh god...wait 682?

Dr Perry: Uhhh yeah....

Alwayzbread: ..anyway....

Dr Perry:What?

Alwayzbread: lemme guess, you’re going to attempt to kidnap me and attempt to figure out why I’m so powerful

Dr Perry:Nah, that's the other people's jobs. They're probably off chasing some weird crap again.

Alwayzbread: oh ok, guess it’s Wednesday

Dr Perry:That info's classified.

Alwayzbread: hmm

Dr Perry:What?

Alwayzbread: are you...even real?

Dr Perry:Well I'm actually a researcher, but they call researchers doctors for some reason.

Alwayzbread: so, what do you research? Any cool discoveries?

Dr Perry:That's classified.

Alwayzbread: ok boomer

Dr Perry:*shrugs it off*

Alwayzbread: ..anyway

The platypus?

Nah, I just named him that.