Gay Luigi?

(Carlos} Are you starting the Weegee takeover again

Weegee: Yup. Would you like to join?

(Carlos} Yes.

Weegee: So, we start with sending the clones.

me: er- wut are you doing?

Weegee: That's none of your business.

me: why

Weegee: I don't need you knowing about the invasion.

Me: invasion?? :0

Weegee: Didn't mean to say that!!

me: I wanna invadeeee

Weegee: Oh?

me: yess

Weegee: Well, would you like to join?

me: yes U-U

Weegee: Alright. First we launch the clones.

me: okay do we launch nukes tooo??

Weegee: Not yet.

me: okie lets get those clones out!!

*presses button*

me: >:D lets there be blood and suffering

Clones: ALL WILL BE WEEGEE

me: YESSS *gives them all weapons*

First victim: Sussus Amogus

me: GET EMMMMMM REEEEEEE

redty:ik what your doin and ima stop you

Weegee: ?

* ballistic kicks in *

Weegee: Oh, the invasion. It's too late to stop that.

redty: are we sure about that because well * summons a portal * i hope you have unsee juice

Weegee: Wait, what?

redty: I LIKE YOUR CUT G * weegee is sent to a realm full of porn art and rule 34 art * redty: * locks the portal *

Weegee: NOOOOOOOOOO

* you enter a knew portal and it gives you thic sarv and thic paula * * then weegee x mario pictrues *

Weegee: Time to end it all! *he hangs himself*

* you realise there is no rope *

Black: who are you?.....

Weege: I'm Weegee.

Black: Im black......a demon

Weegee: Cool.

*Concerned Almond milk drinking noises.*

Weegee: Hey there.

Silly_Boi: HoI!111!!!

Weegee: I'm planning an inva- I mean a party!

Silly_Boi: ???????

Weegee: This is gonna be a great party!

Silly_Boi: OKAy!1!!!1!!1!!!

Weegee: Are you ready for the clones? I mean the cake?

Silly_Boi: YEs!1!!!!!

(Weegee launches 15 clones of himself)

*confusion noises.*

(The clones come from a sort of Weegee base, like area 51 or something)

*even more confusion noises.*

(Basically Weegee outpost where evil Weegee things happen)

*Silly_Boi starts throwing spoiled almond milk at the Weegee outpost.*

Weegee 7: IT'S TIME FOR THE INVASION

*Silly_Boi starts throwing titanium walls at the Weegees.*

(The Weegees absorb the walls.)
All Weegees: ALL WILL BECOME WEEGEE

*Silly_Boi barrel rolls away as fast as he can.*

First Victim: Amogus

*Silly_Boi still runs.*