We are the millers

MARS; EARTH; YOU GET LIFE?! SCIENTISTS AREN'T EVEN SURE IF I EVER HAD ANY I'M A PLANET TO! I CAN EXPLAIN... PLUTO; NEPTUNE; AT LEAST THERES A CHANCE OF YOU HAVING LIFE ONCE MARS I'M THE LAST PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM I'M TO COLD FOR LIFE; YOU GUYS ARE PLANETS?