wow realy fat man than

your so fat when you went into space you made a solar eclipse

You're so fat you use Saturn's rings as hula hoops.

your so fat that that you were uses as the ball in indiana jones

You're so fat you need a boomerang to put on your belt.

your so fat that you had to use all your phone storage to take one selfie

You're so fat even Kirby couldn't eat you.

You're so fat that god can even see you up in the aurora skies

You're so fat you need cheat codes for Wii Fit.

You're so fat.

LOL thx bro i like eating cookies

lol

You're so fat that when you play Minecraft, you break the block height limit

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your so fat that wen u weigh yourself the scale said "to be continued"

your so fat that when dracula drank ur blood he got diabetes

LOL TO BOTH

lol