Please help

Say... You: Ah. Bully: what! do u want nerd. You: i was going to give you a disqusting look but u allready got one. Bull:*sigh*

Bully: Your mom so stupid she made a doctor's appointment with Dr. Pepper

You: You realize your just looking at a mirror?

if you were any simpler, you’d need to be watered every day

Here's one: your IQ is so damn low you don't require oxygen to exist.

You are so ugly that you could make a happy meal cry

If I threw a stick, would you leave? Light travels faster than sound, which is why I thought you were bright until you spoke. Don’t be ashamed of yourself, that’s your parent’s job. If brains were made of gold, yours would be plastic, spray painted yellow. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

Your describing the mirror back there ( i dont mean it)

Lol

Your name is so big to the point that the sun is scared of you.

Y E S

W o w

daaang boi
mind if I put this on rareinsults? (without the "I don't mean it" if that's ok with you)

sure no need to cover my name

alright

this might help
https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-psychologically-bully-a-bully

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Look how much of a menace to society you are
You think hurting people is cool
But that just makes you a fool
I hope someone kicks your face
You're a disgrace to the human race

Here’s a few
Bully: Ew. You: That’s what your parents said when they gave birth to you.
Bully: You’re ugly. You: Excuse me, but I’m a human, not mirror.
Your so ugly not even Grammarly can fix that face of yours.

wow

u could say something like: If i climbed up to ur Ego and jumped down to ur IQ i would die

How about you start first?

The only thing you are is being a god of french fries, you also seem to have an IQ equivalent to the IQ of a potato, zero

Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.

i wont till it says sorry for stealing my carbon dioxide

Dammmmm