So one day, (a few weeks ago lel) I was making my weird toast. Except the butter was rock hard because I just took it out of the fridge. I had already started toasting my bread, so I (very STUPIDLY for the record) put the stick of butter over the toaster to soften. I began to butter another slice of bread, and I end up completely forgetting about the butter. Until I hear a sizzle and several pops issued from the toaster. I internally scream in a panic, and I'm just like: s h i t. Me and my mom run to the toaster and the butter is DRIPPING INTO THE TOASTER. After she cleans it up, (I'm just standing there the whole time lel) she starts yelling to me about how I could have set the house on fire and blah blah oiemwfuirengiurn
