Uh, There seems to be a problem with the door control system, the doors aren't responding to any of our attempts to close it, so um, please maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173, and jus-*Microphone cuts out*
Random kid to a homeschool kid: you're so lucky you don't do anything all day!
Me and the homeschool kid: *laughs and has flashbacks of doing 9 lessons worth of science and 7 lesson worth of history on the weekend*