SCP roleplay

Time: Alright, lets get out my bait.
*Time then places a cheese slice.*

Chi chi: *appears in front of the cheese slice* Oo cheese *picks it up and sniffs it*

Time: Hah!
*Time then puts him in a cell and goes in a helicopter then goes to Area-10.*

Chi chi: *during the helicopter ride they appear on Time’s shoulder* So where are we going?

Time: Area-10, we'll be putting you for testing first.

Chi chi: Can I please not be put in with SCP-173? I’m good at staring contests but not that good

Time: Your not going to be put with him, but maybe SCP-053, the girl..
*The helicopter then lands at Area-10.*

Chi chi: But just being around her is deadly!!!

Time: Only for us, now lets get in Area-10.
*They then enter the foundation.*

Chi chi: Does it affect all intelligent things or just humans? It’s been a while since I read that file

Time: Just us. Anyways, Dr. Mawk, should we begin testing this SCP
Dr. Mawk: Yeah, lets start
*They then go to a testing chamber with SCP-053*

Chi chi: -.-

*SCP-053 then pats Chi chi.*

Chi chi: *teleports into their shoulder* Hai

SCP-053: Hello!

Chi chi: Please don’t drive me crazy :3

*SCP-053 looks in confusion.*

Chi chi: It says on your file that you drive people crazy after ten minutes

*SCP-053 is still confused.*

Chi chi: *nuzzles her*

*SCP-053 still pats Chi chi.*

*after 9 minutes in the cell*
Chi chi: I have to go now, sorry *Chi Chi then appears on the shoulder of one of the watching researchers*

*The researchers then leave to put Chi chi in a cell, while Time then escorts SCP-053 to her cell.*

Chi chi: Can I have some acorns?

Researcher 1: We will give you some.

Chi chi: Okie

*The researchers then put her in the cell with some acorns.*

Chi chi: *he begins to nibble on Acorns*

*The personnel sighs in exhaustion, then they leave the cell.*

Chi chi: *eating Acorns*

[...]

Chi chi: *gets bored and walks through the door of the containment cell as if it wasn’t there*

*After an hour, they check on Chi chi, he/she isn't there, they then run to the Containment breach alarm.*

Chi Chi: *wandering around the Site*

*They then press the containment breach alarm, and many of the other SCPs start screaming and/or barking.*

Chi Chi: ._. that's really noisy

*Multiple MTF start investigating the area, they then find Chi chi.*
MTF 1: Chi chi, please do not leave the cell, you almost gave the personnel a heart attack.

Chi Chi: The cell is boring

MTF 1: We can tell 04 council to give you a larger and more fun cell.

Chi Chi: Why can't I just look around?

MTF 1: its only possible if we escort you while we look.
*MTF 2 then asks someone on the radar to escort Chi chi while he/she looks around, they then accept the request.*

Chi Chi: *walks into SCP-529's cell*

*SCP-529 then meows, then crawls to Chi chi.*

Chi Chi: EEK CAT *Chi chi runs out*

*MTF then say bye to the SCP-529, then they close the door.*
MTF: You can only see safe SCPs, not euclid or Keter.

Chi Chi: Is that SCP keter?

MTF 1: Safe, due to her other half cut, she can barely kill or escape, you on the other hand is Object class Keter or Apollyon.

Chi Chi: But they are a CAT

MTF 1: Only for you, she might look Keter, but really, she is just a nice cutie.

Chi Chi: Bleh

MTF 1: Well, lets carry on.

Chi Chi: *keeps walking*

*They then go in front of SCP-999's cell.*
MTF 2: You should go in that cell, the SCP there is very nice..

Chi Chi: Okay *goes into their cell*

SCP-999: *Happiness blurps and bloops.*
*SCP-999 then hugs Chi chi.*

Chi Chi: :D

*SCP-999 then starts to tickle Chi Chi.*

Chi Chi: *giggles*

*10 minutes pass.*

Chi Chi: *giggling*

*MTF then stops Chi chi and SCP-999 from tickling and cuddling. They then escort Chi Chi away from SCP-999's cell.*

Chi Chi: meany

MTF 1: Sorry but, we cant really expose you and SCP-999 for so long, we have to put you in your cell.
*MTF escort Chi Chi to her/his cell, which now looks like a paradise for a hamster.*

Chi Chi: :0

MTF 1: Yep, we told the council that you don't like your cell, now your cell is remodeled. But please promise us that you won't breach your containment until further notice.

Chi Chi: No promises

MTF 1: We need you to stay in the cell until further notice..

Chi Chi: Why?

MTF 1: For testing or more..

Chi Chi: You can’t make me stay in here

MTF 1: I know, but we still need you to be in the foundation at least.

Chi Chi: I could just go home right now!

MTF 1: ...

Chi Chi: You wouldn’t be able to stop me

MTF 1: ...

Chi Chi: :)

*They then put Chi Chi in the cell, then leaving one guard to monitor Chi Chi.*

Chi Chi: *appears on the guards shoulder* Hai

Guard: *He looks like he is tired.* ...

Chi Chi: I’m Chi Chi, what’s your name?

Guard: ...

Chi Chi: Hellooo?

*The guard looks like he is barely awake.*

Chi Chi; Are you tired? How long have you been awake?

Guard: ...
*He then sleeps.*

Chi Chi: Huh, don’t guards get breaks here?

Guard: ...

Chi Chi: *returns to cell*

*2 days then pass, the guard is still asleep.*

Chi Chi: *appears on the guard’s shoulder* Hellooo?

Guard: ...

Chi chi: *whaps him with stick*

*The guard wakes up*
Guard: PLEASE DON'T TELL DR. MAWK THAT I WENT TO SLEEP PLEA- Hm?

Chi chi: You’ve been asleep for two days

Guard: Wait, what?

Chi chi: I didn’t leave my cell so you wouldn’t get in trouble but it became incredibly boring

Guard: But we placed all the new paradise-like stuff in there!

Chi chi: I’m not a hamster, I’m a mouse, and I’m intelligent. Hamster stuff is boring, I like puzzles and fighting

Guard: Maybe we'll do a renew for your cell.
*He'd talk on the radio to tell the people to put dummies and puzzles for Chi Chi's cell.*

Chi chi: :3

Guard: We'll have to put you in another cell while they are renewing the cell, so come on.
*He'd stand up.*

Chi chi: Mk

*They then go to another cell.*
Guard: This will be your temporary cell during cleaning your actual cell, renewing it, making it bigger, etc..

Chi chi: Mk

Guard: ...
*10 minutes pass.*

Chi chi: Want to know a fun fact?

Guard: Sure.. what is it?

Chi chi: If I bite down hard on back of someone’s neck I can paralyze them permanently :3

Guard: Hmm, a more interesting fact is that your behavior is safe, yet your hard to contain, making you keter, usually some SCPs that are keter are more violent and scary in a way, buut you are not. Making you a first.

Chi chi: I’m very dangerous when I want to be thank you very much

Guard: Interesting, also I think that your cell is ready, lets see.
*He'd escort Chi Chi to its cell.*

Chi chi: :3

*They both open the cell door, now it looks like a waterfall-like landscape for a mouse, there is also dummies and multiple hard puzzles in there, there is also an acorn dispenser.*

Chi chi: Awesome!

Guard: It looks better than before, now that may keep you occupied for at least 6 months.

Chi chi: :D

*The bell rings.*
Guard: Finally, a lunch break..
*He'd speed walk to the cafeteria.*

Chi chi: *begins to do puzzles*

*Meanwhile, at the cafeteria.*
Guard *talking to his co-workers.* SCP-7386 is tough to handle.
Researcher 1: Don't tell me you've been sleeping on the spot again!
*they all laugh.*

Chi chi: *doing puzzles at like 3 times the rate a normal person would be able to*

*after 1 hour, the Guard comes back, he looks at Chi Chi.*
Guard: You look like your having fun there.

Chi chi; Mhm

Guard: You'll have fun, after that puzzle is complete, it will rescramble or be replace with another one.
*The guard then falls asleep again.*

Chi chi: -_-

Guard: ...

Chi chi: Not like a guard would be any more affective if they where awake

*The guard's card looks like that he has a lv-02 card.*

Chi chi: Hm