Imagine that

wot

No, I can’t imagine that

yeah.. the southern one I have picked up a lil more, but Ive always kinda pronounced things weird.

My southern accent has kinda disappeared

real? interesting XD

I’m happy that it’s gone

frl? i think texan accents are cool

But I don’t want the fake “cowboys” at my school thinking I’m trying to be one of them

Ah, I see...

Ah yes, because having a big truck and wearing boots makes you a country person

lol no, it just makes you a person with a big truck who wears boots

Oh I’m sorry... it makes you a hick

yehaw

Y e h a w

lol ya know the "ye YE" thing?

I think so

Lol I learned how to do It XD

Cool, I don’t think I completely remember what that is

ill have to record it some time. its super loud tho

Oh...?

Lol reaaaally loud

Like as loud as my dad burping?

.... can you hear it for miles?

More like light years

*WHEEEEZE*

There was one guy who showed up to my school with a horse

:0 wot the fu-

Yup, it wasn’t there that long but ya

wow. I remember somebody's car set itself on fire in the parking lot when everyone was in class. It was right outside our biology room (the one I was in), and the car actually exploded.
and even tho the fire department was legit across the street, it took them an hour before they actually got there.

They were prolly on their break... don’t interrupt their break

Pfff perhaps

Me in a nutshell lol

Yaaaas ₊·*◟(⌯ˇ- ˇ⌯)◜‧*･

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