JoJo fans will get this

"Man its tough being rich..."
*Meanwhile dios head gets slammed into a plate of beans*

“Well son looks like I’m dying. Here’s your new family now”

"I hate them and i hate you"

RIP DIO’S DAD (he was a bald man)
*Dio arrives at the Joestar estate*
“There’ll be no more baked beans in my face. That’s for sure”.
*Proceeds to get hit in the face by a kanji character”

*Dio twirls and kicks danny*
"You smelly commoner."

*Jonathan trips over designs*
“Seeing as I’m a gentleman, (face gets squished up) I supposed I can forgive you.”
“I accept that”

*Pours almost entire bottle of poison in george's drink*

“Father! I think he’s trying to poison you!”
“Well at least he has good table manners Jonathan!”

"Just give it a few years and EURGH" "Dont touch that" "Just give it a few years and you'll both get along I'm sure of it"

“A few years?”

And so the years passed and the boys leaned to set aside their differences and get along

[inaudible speaking from speedwagon bc idk what he said]

oh my god!!!!!!

Lol

“Good! You’re already starting to get the hang of it! Nice job Jonathan.”
“JONATHAN! Stop daydreaming; Your brother has killed me!”