Bob: what is this

Researcher: You Mean the ADF-01?

Bob: yes

Researcher: Its An Experimental Fighter Jet With A Fully Enclosed Canopy, *insert him explaining
the rest because im too lazy to put more text in*

Bob: nice

Researcher: Alright im now gonna show you the actual plane now!

*the researcher would lead him to the ADF-01's hangar*

(Bob follows him.)

*the researcher would open the door to the hangar and turn on the lights, revealing the ADF-01*

Bob: wow

Researcher: Alright, get inside the plane.

(Bob gets in)

Researcher: Alright, time for the test flight.

*the ADF-01's Canopy Would Rise*

Bob: wait im scared of heights

*the ADF-01's canopy would close, it was pitch black for a moment until the cameras and lights come on*

Researcher: Dont Worry.

Bob: ...

Researcher: It will be alright, its pretty hard to crash.

Bob: oh good

Researcher: Cool, Isnt It?

Bob: yeah

:) Let's get to work

Researcher: Alright, Follow me.

*the researcher would lead you to the hangar where the ADF-01 Is*

*levitates there*

*the researcher would open the door to the hangar and turn on the lights, revealing the ADF-01*

*teleports inside*

(inside the hangar or jet?)

(jet)

*the ADF-01 Would turn on and the researcher would open the hangar doors*

*waiting while sipping of cereal milk*

*an armed drone would get behind the ADF-01 and get a lock-on*

*flies down and starts flying around at such a high speed all you see is a blur*

G.C: <<You Have Permission To Take Off>>

*starts flying off*

G.C: Oh, Dont Worry, We Will Quickly Fix It! *they would quickly fully screw in the loose screws*

uwu

Researcher: <<If you say so.....>>

*the armed ones would launch*

<<now let's get into it>> *flying around the uav's causing a mini tornado*

Researcher: Alright, Ready For The Test?

yep

Researcher: <<Alright, Taxi To The Runway.>>

<<what

Researcher: <<So The Eruseans Were Kind Enough To Allow us To Use Some Of Their Ground Vehicles, gunboats, AND 2 Battleships!>>

Ground Crew: *Checks Ailerons, Canards, and Stabilizers* <<All in the green, You have permission to take off.>>

*the ground crew would step away*

<<alright g.c I'm ready for take off, does my insurance cover plane accidents?>>

*the gear would automatically retract after they took off*

(5 year old talk please)

Researcher: <<Dont Worry, Its Really Hard To Crash In The ADF-01>>

<<that means it's still a chance>>

(the ADF-01 Cant Do THAT though.)

*the armed ones would get confused*

*the adf-01 cuts through and uav somehow* <<ummmm did you guys see that>>

G.C: <<I do not know the answer to that but PLEASE don't crash.>>

<<*gulp* ok>> *starts to fly*

Researcher: <<Alright, Test 1 Complete, Land At The Runway.>>

*does a barrel roll and lands in the runway* It runs smoothly

*half an hour later*

G.C: We Installed The FAEB.

Researcher: Alright, Time For The Air To Ground Test.

wait may I check the faeb?

Researcher: <<Im just going to rephrase that, go to the runway.>>

<<ok>> *drives to the runway*

Researcher: <<They Can Be Repaired Easily.>>

<< ok can we get the arm uavs>>

*the ADF-01's cameras would activate*

Researcher: <<Ill Be Using The Radio To Talk To You While Are In The ADF-01>>

( btw << and >> mean the person is talking into a radio. )

<<Ight>>

Researcher: <<Alright, Go To The Hangar Now.>>

(Ima Take a Small Break)

*teleports to the hangar*
(okay)

*the remaining 2 drones would attack the ADF-01 with guns*

*they end up shooting eachother*

G.C: The Fuel-Air Explosive Bomb, shortened to FAEB, Is a unguided bomb containing highly combustible explosives. It creates a huge explosion and damage across a wide area upon impact. Extremely useful against multiple targets clustered together.

I know

*the UAVS were launched*

*flies through them*

Researcher: Alright, Get In The The ADF-01 And Go To The Runway.

*teleports inside and drives to the runway*

Researcher: WHAT THE HELL!?

<< you ok down there? >>

Researcher: We Will Do The Air To Ground Test, It Will Take A While For The G.C To Install The FAEB, So You Can Take A Break.

*dancing to fnaf trap remix*

*the drone would fire 2 missiles but only 1 would fully lock on to the ADF-01*

*flies over the drone making the missile hit it*

*The ADF-01 Would Stay At where he left it*

G.C: its ok.

*the G.C Would Use A Vehicle To Pull The ADF-01 To The Hangar*

so what's next

Researcher: <<Yeah, for the first test for the jet is air to air combat, ill send in experimental UAVs, dont worry, they arent armed.

<<ok>>

(oh)

*the landing gear would go up*

0-0 <<i'm gonna shit myself>>

Researcher: <<We're Trying to be safe here, the ADF-01 Is Expensive.>>

<<I can always make it *cough* made better>>

Researcher: <<Im F-Fine.>>

(btw he was in shock of how the adf-01 sliced through a plane)

<<that was sharp *giggles* Pun indented>>

*the uavs would chase the jet*

*flies in between 2 making them hit each other and explode*
<<sorry>>

Researcher: Yeah.

*notices 5 screws loose* bruh these screws loose af

Researcher: Wow..

*there were only 2 drones left*

<< I'm cool I know >>

Researcher: <<Y-Yeah.>>

<<need some anger management?>>