Roast me please, I am practising comebacks

ok bean bag with legs

Alright, dusty sofa with springs came out

you misspelled coming

Is that a comeback?
If yes then:- You misspelled your life
If no then:- i wanted to say came only, its not misspelled

at least I have a life

Which has no meaning

You are a real Christian. Your face shines like Moses, and your teeth like the ten commandments, all broken.

Jokes on u, i am not Christian

Well, ya look like one

You look like a trash, disgusting and sticking

Stinking*

I may be stinky, but that washes off. You're just ugly, and that cant be fixed

I rest my case

lol

--tries to even think of something mean--
uhhhh
--sweats--
uhm.....
--runs away--

ooh, I got one
would roast u
but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash

pls forgive me
I don't mean it

I know you dont mean it, but.. I have to practice comebacks, so forgive me too.

I guess, i know why you tried to burn your house down

Lol

I agree he is an ass on his tv shows tho like he’s an asshole like it’s just f**king food it don’t have to be that perfect

Ya

If I would to roast you so hard I would have to cook you on the stove so even Gordon Ramsay could approve.

But you would get double burned

Well, I am cool, so idc

it took me 3 tries to get this meme right maybe i should be getting roasted

You cheerios might have been taking 2x anti depressants seeing your face every morning

A battle of the titains.

I would but the garbage truck has already taken you away

Ok, but you asked for it. You're so poor that the economy broke.

You're so idiot, that the education system hanged itself

A war broke out between the alphabet due to your inability to spell

I would....if I had anything good to roast

K

tht...that is the roast

Oh...
This is the one roast that doent official has a comeback i think

I´ve done it....I´ve won

Ok, i found one.
Finding someone good to roast is just an excuse for not able to roast

sorry just got back from the ER for having a stroke when I tried to read this

Hope you've died there

K

so....now what