Roast me

You should also practice spelling.

Ok, thanks for the advice. I'll start with spelling goo. t-r-a-s-h

lol

Lol

I can't roast you anymore, you're too roasted you might turn into ashes

Your momma so fat, she applies gravitational force greater than black hole

Ur momma so poor when i entered her house and stepped on a ciggarette she asked who turned off the heater

I got

What?

Ur momma so fat that when she goes on an airplane, the airplane falls

ur momma jokes are so dead their deader than a fish out of water that has eben rotting for a year then been decomposed by fungus

The only reason you exist is because two fat, stupid apes decided to take viagra. ( Try to recover from that)

That would be equivalent of burning garbage

There is no roast this is the hospital for everyone’s burns

i can try, but your brain is too small to understand

if i tried to roast you, i'd fail.
if i didn't, i would too.
you cant roast a nothing.

And you can't even write correct sentences

Says the guy who started a sentence with "and" and didn't use a period.

And you can’t even last for 2 seconds

You look like a sun
Because my eyes hurt when I look at you.

You look like trash because i try to avoid you as much as possible

You look like a kid who was born from a pregnant mother who did drugs and said "it won't affect my baby"

You must be looking at a mirror

nah he's to poor to buy one

You making this meme is a disgrace to marshmallows

maybe, but having more than 1 marshmallow on 1 stick is pretty nice imo

How about you start first?

just like the marshmellows you will be burnt

I'd invite you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

Said the guy named SuGaS_MeLTeD_CrOcS

At least I'm not a shitty chad (Shad)

You can't read numbers, go back to kindergarten

You CAN'T read numbers anyway

well im not unarmed but that may explain your math grade

At least I'm unarmed in my grade, not my face

You are right when I turned 9 I fell down and clipped my chin I still have the scar after all these years

Yeah it hurt like hell but that’s in the faaaaaaar past

Oof you okay

Yes oof me

Try practicing grammar.

Try practicing how to not be a total failure in life

Try practicing safe sex, you failed abortion.

Try practicing to not exisr as a garbage human

It took you over a day to think of that roast, you could spend this time better searching for some trash cans so you can play with some friends

Your parents forgot to abort you