Judge: "We have already reviewed the evidence, and there is proof that you were present and participated in the crime. Do we have to show it to you again?"
Judge: "I give you three options for punishment. First, execution. Second, ten years in the Galactic Containment Syndicate prison. Third, one semester at Starlight University."
Judge: "It has the highest reputation of any university in existence, and offers some of the most advanced classes there are. Many of existence's greatest minds, including me, have come from Starlight University."
I’m an Empath and a Beguiler. I can use telekinesis, levitation, channeling, outward channeling, breath control, appetite suppression, and I can light leap.
*The shuttle enters a portal. You end up on the grounds of a massive, extremely fancy-looking university complex. You appear to be outside a dormitory building.*
Guard: "This is your dorm. The receptionist inside will tell you everything you need to know."
Juniper: "My record is half a million pages in a day... I had to hide from the jocks in the library, so I just started reading the endless book until they left. Which took a while."
Juniper: "It's a book containing the endlessly rambling thoughts of an immortal being. Every time he thinks something new, the book gets longer. And he thinks like a billion new things a second."
Professor: "Alright then. I was going to give a lecture on the tragedy of Asterius today, but now that you're here I'll need to update my material. The two of you will just be reading the textbook today. Chapters 156 through 170, please."
*The professor sits at his desk and starts working on something.*
Oh, great. You accidentally got caught up in the crime of the century, and now you're in Existential Court. The judge is about to deliver the verdict, so it's your last chance to try and convince him to either let you go or lessen your punishment.