(Carlos}

it grabs a tree branch

what is that-

its called an acropelter-

*Reaper* Monkey.

it grabs a tree branch

why do you have a tree brench

it looks like its about to throw it

..

*Reaper grabs his scythe, then swings it at the acropelter.*

one of its many arms is cut off

..

*Reaper growls.*

.

uHh ok

That is the most demonic baboon I have ever seen.

havnt played monster hunter-

Darn it. One second, please.

gotcha-

I regret nothing-

thx-me neither

*Thumbs up.*

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yw.

its from a book that I like

Oh. Okay. That's still one demonic primate.

it is-its called an acropelter

Oh.

So...I looked it up. HOLY RATHALOS, it's real.

actually bro?

Uh, no. But I learned what book it's from, and holy mother of God, I am horrified about a demonic baboon.

oh-its a pretty cool book

agreed.

who gave the baboon alcohol

you ugly bruh

it grabs a branch

:|

it looks like its about to throw it at you

=.=

it throws it at you, knocking you out

Zzzzzz😴

you wake up in a tree-both your arms are gone

Ah, it's an arm-thief. Just like me.

yeah thats what it does-where do you think it got all of its arms?

fair enou-HOLY JYURATODU-no, no more Monster Hunter references.

ha-yeeeahh

Wait, do you actually know what a Jyuratodus is, or am I just stupid?

*regrows my arms*

*smells the air* ah its just like vietnam-*sees the monkey* what the?!?!?

it dosnt know english

*does sign language:do you speak English? or in this*

-dosnt know any forms of speech-

*grows new arms and gets his old ones back from the monkey forcefully*

it seems like the arms are attached to the monkey as it smacks him aside and knocks him out again

-grabs a tree branch-

looks like mother nature took a monkey *sighs*

it throws it at him, hitting him in the head and knocking him out

*blacks out for 5 mins*

when he wakes up hes stuffed inside a tree trunk and his arms have been stolen

I swear this is the 5th time

the acropelter comes back-its attached his arms to the ends of its other ones

jesus crist you are one dumb monkey

his arms actually function as well as the other ones

my friend with no arms could do better than you even in the navy seal