WHO THE COOLER MARIO BRO IS; I DEFEATED THE CRAP OUT OF A GIANT TURTLE A COUPLE OF TIMES; FIRST, I SAVED THE WHOLE DIMENSION FROM COLLAPSING INTO A INFINITELY SMALL SINGULARITY, BY BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF A COUPLE OF GHOSTS. THEN, I DEFEATED THE TREATRESS KING OF THE BOOS, AND SAVED THE WORLD AND BEYOND.