Well well...

then is he a DUMPty?

what song?

Humpty Dumpty of course!

Its assumed because they can't put him back together

I think we can both agree that the nature of Humpty Dumpty as a physical entity is open to interpretation. :) That the words don't explicitly say 'Humpty Dumpty is an egg' still holds.

The real Humpty Dumpty was a cannon used by the Royalists during the English Civil War.

Yes you are correct but it is safe to assume that one humpty of dumpty is an egg because eggs are almost impossible to put back together after they're broken.

Well, it’s a kids nursery rhyme. They probably didn’t want to scare children with someone falling off a brick wall :/

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20150610-the-dark-side-of-nursery-rhymes - seems like quite a lot of them are a bit bleak tbh

What the hell are you talking about he is an egg

Humpty Dumpty is an anthropomorphic egg in Lewis Carroll's The Looking Glass.

WTF?! That was years ago about sitting on the wall!