John pt 6 Bruh how did we get here? After his affair with Stacy the night before, John realized he had to many girls down there, so he decided to get another guy, "But who?" he asked himself, then it hit him. The person his wife was talking to on Tinder. "Ah yes we should go after Eclipse." he grabbed his wife's phone and organized a "date" with him. When Eclipse got to the house John knocked him out and threw him in the basement. His wife looked on in horror, but struggled to say anything. After that he went to bed like he causally does. The end