You should've downloaded an antivirus.

Mario:...what the?

*rip the plug*
???????????:.........

???: "You don't speak, do you?"

*no it cant speak*

???????????:............

???: "...this is going to be rough."

????????????:..............?

*Although the plug has been pulled, you are still here.*

???: "Hello there."

*destroyed the tv*

*You are still here.*

???: "Calm down. You can't get out like that."

*burn le house*

???: "You're just going to destroy the real world. It won't get you out of the Digiscape. CALM. DOWN."

?????????????:*hiss*

???: "Don't hiss at me."

(bro, it a cat dragon)

(it could meow)

(k)
Lē Yamamura:Mrow!

(it's name is Lē Yamamura)

?????:Um...what happened?

*Crowson is oddly calm.*

Sam: Lemme Guess, fangirl of Glitchtrap?

*The werewolf stares at Sam.*

Werewolf: "Hi..?"

*The werewolf steps away from Sam.*

Sam: Sup

Werewolf: "Not much. A cute guy ran into me."

Sam: m e

Werewolf: "Yes, you."

*The werewolf grins and winks flirtatiously.*

Sam: ...SILENCE WENCH

Slime: "Sh-shut up! Just go! Go away! Get out of here!"

*The slime retreats into the darkness.*

Sam: *image*

*You can hear the slime fuming.*

Sam: Get rekt

Slime: "STOP BULLYING ME!"

???: "...please leave her alone. She's been harassed enough by other adventurers."

Sam: f i n e, I'll bully- tease others instead

???: "Why do you feel the need to bully these monsters?"

*The silhouette walks into the next section of the cave.*

Sam: Bully em hard enough they'll get scared and run away

I tried making friends but instead I lost an eye

???: "That's pretty pessimistic."

Sam: look no one wants to be my friend and I hate monsters because they killed my f a m i l y

Skeleton 1: "We want to be powerful, but we also want to have style. If all of us use different weapons, or we each use two different weapons, we lose our style."

Sam: You know what else has style? Using different formations in battle.

Skeleton 3: *image*

Sam: see?

Skeleton 1: "We'll have to think about this... you can go on ahead."

Sam: ight

*The silhouette keeps walking.*

Sam: *Follows*

*Now you've run into a werewolf. Like, literally smacked into her.*

Sam: dogger

???: "Because it was the biggest flat surface around."

Sam: O h

???: "Next question?"

Sam: how to escape

???: "Do the impossible, and find the Exit."

Sam: Gee that helps alot-

???: "It's not easy to figure out where the Exit is. There are dozens of possibilities. I myself think it's in the caves."

Sam: TO THE CAVES WE GO

???: "Okay... the caves are at the bottom of that giant staircase into the earth over there."

Sam: *runs*

???: "Well these monsters are nothing like those monsters."

Sam: how do you know?

???: "This is the path I took when I died. These monsters are really only mean if you attack them first."

Sam: Oh ok

*You come across a group of skeletons. They appear to be arguing over whether single or double bladed axes are better.*

Sam: DOUBLE OFC, THEY HAVE MORE RANGE

*The skeletons turn.*

Skeleton 1: "That's what I'm saying! They've got more range AND you can use them in both directions."

Skeleton 2: "But they're too heavy to be effective!"

Skeleton 3: "Exactly!"

Sam: SO USE BOTH

DOUBLE IN ONE HAND

Single in other

Skeleton 2: "...that would be horribly unfashionable."

Sam: do you want to be op?

*The silhouette follows.*

*You descend the staircase and end up in a cave that branches off in three directions.*

???: "Pick your poison. Traps, monsters, or the sheer force of nature."

Sam: m o n s t er s

???: "Second path."

Sam: *Goes through*

*A pretty average slime bounces towards you.*

Sam: You are so ugly instead the abortion company killed themselves-

*The slime stops moving. It reforms into an attractive humanoid female.*

Slime: "What the hell, dude?"

Sam: Look it's true

Slime: "It IS NOT!"

Sam: WELL YOU ONLY TURN INTO AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON SO YOU CAN LURE PEOPLE

???: "Glitchtrap? Never heard of it."

Sam: then who are you

???: "Who I am doesn't matter anymore, Sam."

Sam: now hol up

???: "If you're wondering how I knew your name, you entered your name when you first turned on your VR system, remember?"

Sam: Oh

???: "Anyways, Sam, welcome to the Digiscape."

Sam: wot this/

???: "It's not a nice place. Monsters everywhere, massive regions full of all sorts of dangers... oh, and if you don't find the exit, which nobody has ever found, in a year you'll turn into a silhouette like me. Dying will have the same effect."

Sam: Off to the exit I go

???: "The chances of you finding the Exit with no prior knowledge are slim to none. Come to my base. I'll give you some supplies and share my notes with you."

Sam: Thanks, you're kind

???: "I guess. Come with me."

*The silhouette walks off towards a lone tree in the distance.*

*Sam follows*

*There's a small base set up at this tree.*

???: "You can get some basic supplies from those crates over there. My notes are on all of these papers that have been haphazardly stuck to the tree."

Sam: btw what's your name?

???: "What does it matter? I'm just a silhouette. No reason to give me a name and remember me."

Sam: ._.

???: "I'm sorry... I just don't feel like it's a good idea for you to know my name. You might get attached to me once you know my name."

Sam: Well then, mind to explain why you're notes are on a t r e e