CLASSIFIED: So you're telling me there's a cure for COVID? (this is taking place in mid-2020)
???: Yes, go to *he says an address* to get it! It's only 300.99!
CLASSIFIED: Hold on, who is this from?
???: I'm a member of the CDC. We just found it, so we had to tell the whole world!
CLASSIFIED: Sounds like a scam. Bye.
???: WAIT! This is not a scam!
CLASSIFIED: Proof?
???: Uhh, uhm..
CLASSIFIED: See ya never. *hangs up*